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You might be a Communist if...

11/3/2005, 6:17 pm
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This appeared on IMAO a while ago but we only discovered it today.

https://www.imao.us/archives/000495.html

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Yuri Foxworthy

You might be a Communist if...


...when you were five you asked Santa for a pony, a teddy bear, and a dictatorship of the proletariat.

...a troop of Boy Scouts earned their merit badge for defending democracy by kicking your ass.

...you ever wonder aloud, "I bet we could pay more in taxes."

...you wish to end the embargo on Cuba for any other reason than that you like Cuban cigars.

...you're lazy and want to get paid for it.

...you prefer red grapes to green.

...every conversation you're in moves to the subject of the dissolution of private property.

...your name is Richard Gephardt.

...you sympathized with the villains in 80's action films.

...as a child you admired the structure of the Smurf society.

...you're for the metric system.

...you think that religion is the opiate of the people, and, besides, you prefer marijuana.

...you don't mind being poor and miserable as long as everyone else is equally so.

...you read Animal Farm and admired the sheep's loyalty.

...the mention of the name "Reagan" causes you pangs of fear.

...you thinks warts are a distinguishing feature.

...you've been offended by much of this.

...every time you walk into a room, people shout, "Hey! There's that dirty Commie!"
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11/3/2005, 8:48 pm
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...you went trick-or-treating dressed as George Bush
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Jeff Foxworthy
11/4/2005, 10:25 pm
All good ideas have already been done! I thought I was original, but instead I am a copycat!

Oh well, I am still available for parties!
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