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You're All Damn Commies!

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O.k. All you commies! You can call yourself progressives, femynists, post-modernists, deconstructionists, and even Democrats!

I got a little old Soviet joke for you...

Who is a true communist?
He who faithfully reads the works of Marx and Lenin.

Who is a true anti-communist?
He who actually understands them!

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That's One Fart Smeller.

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Lone Star Grip,

You seem a bit wee weeded up. Do you need a hug??????


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Comrade, my loyal legions of ubersturmfuhrers are planning to have a door kicking party and need your State issued apartment as the location. You're voluntary vacation to Room 101 at the Dept. of Truth and Love is mandatory. Failure to comply will result in forced ejection to the funaces. Have a nice day.

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Comrade Turnitoff, I do not mind you having door kicking sessions but I am the duly appointed Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight, you really need to contact me in advance, so I can mark it as a Peoples, door kicking and you are not mistaken for and Astroturfer, KKKapitolist venture.

On second thought, I have been very busy lately, with the Hemlock chain.

I believe I will appoint you Deputy Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight, this is a high honor and you will be expected to act with respect to the office, and (split your swag 50% 50% with me and Fearless leader Theocritus)

Congratulations Comrade!!!

You may sign out a crew and some vans today....Do me proud...And make sure the vans are full of gas and the Thugs highly trained troopers clean their trash out of them when you return them.


Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock Hospitality INC
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Defender of the Faith

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Do not let them see John Murtha, or Henry Waxman the Goons Highly trained Trooper will all jump out and attempt to beat them senseless. Do not allow songs by Micheal Jackson to be played they tend to jump around and you can not get any thing out of them then.Lastly if they get wild throw a handful of costume Jewelry at them the sparkles will calm them down.

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Praise Stalin!

Comrade Red Star I accept your proposition with gusto! My loyal brigades of sturmfuhrers and your Highly Trained Troopers shall usher in new Era of Glorious World of Next Tuesday of Hope and Change, either by coercion or force (depending on my mood). Both shall train side by side in ancient art of Gun Kata and shoot up massive amounts of State issued emotion suppressing Prozium so they may be more effective at uncovering and purging thoughtcriminals and UnPersons hiding among the proles. This is a glorious day for all progs indeed!

All Hail Dear Leader!!

Comrade Turnitoff
Sturmhauptfuhrer of Thoughtcrime Kriminalpolizei (Reichssicherheitshauptamt Division)
Deputy Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight

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Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote:Lone Star Grip,

You seem a bit wee weeded up. Do you need a hug??????

Maybe he needs a group hug?

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Comrade Turnitoff, this old socialist's eyes tear up with the generosity of Red Star in sharing his position if kicking in doors at midnight. Now I, as a made progressive of some standing, had thought that we needed only one Commissar of Kicking in Doors at Midnight but now I see that we need two.

Because suspicion breeds confidence.

Ever since the White House servers were overloaded with the denunciatory emails sent to [email protected], we have need of true progressives to make sure that everyone toes the true prog line.

Welcome to the collective, and never fear that you are too zealous. After all, no one is really pure enough.

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Comrade Lone Stage Grip,

Don't you have some Rethuglican blog you can post on? Yes, we're all Commies here. We know that. If you want to be a commie, well then, please stop stating the obvious in an accusatory fashion.

Let's hear you say it, you're a closet commie, too.

Here's a little song for you to sing:

"I'm a commie,
He's a commie,
Wouldn't you like to be a commie too?
Be a commie,
Let's all be commies."

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Whatever. Racists, hugs, and incinerators, OH MY! That reminds me of few jokes:




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Comrade Whoopie wrote:That's racist.

And ageist. Moreover, I am offended that it might offend the Depends-population. Well, that depends, since The One started it all off, from what I gather.

Is there a chance of seeing The One wearing Depends to show solidarity with the, uh, people who depend on Depends?

In the future, will my ability, depending on various health factors, to requisition Depends, depending, depend on my dependence on 0bamaCare, which depends on politicians' dependents, dependencies (and, depending, voters)?


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Lone Star Grip,

After posting those awful videos of Ronnie Raygun (I had to fumigate my computer by the way) Your going to get a visit and see the light......Your tune is really gonna change.




 
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