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Zero Employment = Zero Emissions ....Environmental success

Following our great story yesterday, myself and comrade Red Square discussed how to make the planet perfect.

GM is going to stop making evil SUVs and pickup trucks.

This means thousands of workers will be laid off.

But the glorious news is that there will be fewer carbon emissions without the evil SUVs and pick up trucks.

Today we received more glorious news.

United Airlines has grounded loads of gas-guzzling 747s. NO MORE carbon emissions from them.

They are also laying off a 1000 or so workers.

This is great news because the more workers that are layed of, the fewer carbon emissions there will be.


SOMEDAY, COMRADES, WE WILL HAVE REACHED OUR GREAT GOAL.......................ZERO CARBON EMISSIONS AND ZERO JOBS

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That is wonderful news indeed, Comrade General Secretary! My heart leaps in collectivist joy as I see America's highways come to resemble those found in Pyongyang. At long last we are winning the war against Global Prosperity... err... Global Warming, yes, Global Warming.

And did you Comrades see that video of that man getting mowed down by a car in Hartford, Connecticut? TALK ABOUT PROGRESS!

Not one bystander bothered to help the man because they knew that IT IS THE GOVERNMENT'S JOB to help people when they are down -- or in this case paralyzed and dying in the middle of a busy thoroughfare.

Both stories are surely CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN. I am elated that we draw closer to the Progressive World of Next Tuesday each and everyday.

We will show these KKKapitalists how to run a Progressive economy. Think of it, Comrades.

None of the prole's will work and they'll have no need to travel to and from work.

What happens? Why, we throw it right back at the Robber Barons and the price of gasoline falls because the demand has dropped to near zero!! The roads are empty and the only traffic will be our High Party officials, such as the Chairman, on their way to conduct official Party business. It's a Glorious New Progressive USSA!!!

Guys you're forgetting the tool to make all this .

No jobs.......

We have to eliminate jobs to eliminate emissions

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And speaking of the airlines, now that they're sprawled on the ground it's time to start kicking them in the head. A carbon tax on air travel will kill even more jobs. All right!

With 2,400 Participants Jetting in From 172 Countries, UN Might Consider a Carbon Tax on Air Travel

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General Secretary wrote: We have to eliminate jobs to eliminate emissions

That is a work long in progress....

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Great news indeed! However, these unemployed proles are also of little use to the state at this point and only drain the states resources that are better used going to us. These drains on our resources also continue to poison the world with their noxious carbon dioxide laden exhalations. May I suggest they join our Volunteer Necro Proxy Voter Program? In this way they will contribute to reducing their carbon output and put less strain on our resources.

Brilliant idea, Commissar! We can herd them into collection centers for conversion into Necro Proxy voters and the Sultan Hussein will win by a landslide!

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It is becoming clear.... The Way is near!

Frankly,

o I've grown tired of being a citizen of a superpower.
o La dee daw we have controlled our power and choose good over evil compared to the infiniate other choices we could make as a nuclear nation.
o It's sick to think an idea, hard work, perseverance and a dream could carry citizen to great heights.
o The idea that at one time citizens who produce more than others were compensated better for their efforts than those less inclined makes me sick.
o "Build a better Mouse Trap and the World will beat a Path to your Door!"...the mantra of a deamon possessed people.
o I wince at the idea our nation was once of people of morals.
o And we once believed believed in and knew what was right and wrong
o and God

Our strength today truly comes from within the government for only a select few know what is best for America!
Now that we will bestow all our hope in one man our land will become the land of milk and honey:

o It begins when the government teaches our children for decades that man on man is normal behavior.
o Grades don't matter
o Winning and losing simply doesn't happen in a government control society.
o That Smokey The Bear is an idol to be worshipped and the forest fire infernos are really the work of the slain conservative satan, Bush.
o That war is wrong no matter the terms.
o Living in chains and bondage worshipping golden idols is way better than defending freedom.
o That America is the reason for all the ills around the world.
o That technology, production, energy consumption, capitalism and free market is a snake a it's head should be separated from it's body at every opportunity.


I look forward to the day when I no longer need to perform well in order to eat.
When the consequences of my actions play no role in my future.....

Becoming a Third World Nation will be the experience of a lifetime, don't ya think?

I can see clearly now.....the rain is gone........

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It is easier to control defunt corporations and impose socialism on a non-existant economy than an existant one. Brillant!


 
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