Zimmerman to be charged with Involuntary Racism


Evidence compiled by the Federal Bureau of Investigation of Citizens has found Zimmerman to be guilty of at least several major civil rights-related crimes.
Having found no sign of racism in Zimmerman’s background, prosecutors plan to file charges of Involuntary Racism in the Commission of a Hate Crime, punishable by up to 20 years of labor in a correctional facility. Party officials believe this is the most appropriate charge based on the FBIC’s report.
However, some legal experts are also calling for additional charges, including Gross Negligence in the Commission of a Race Crime, as it is commonly believed that Zimmerman neglected to be properly racist when committing his crime. Neglecting the development of his racism, which is mandated by his White Hispanic background, makes Zimmerman a danger to society and in need of corrective incarceration.
The latter charge also carries a 20 year sentence, which is favored by judges because this number coincides with all ten fingers and toes, making it easier for defendants to count backwards when estimating their parole dates. However, as a race criminal, Zimmerman will be disqualified from parole, unlike less serious criminals such as rapists and non-hate-crime murderers.
White and White-Hispanic citizens are reminded that their crimes again Black and Full-Hispanic citizens must be accompanied by the appropriate levels of racism as delineated by the Party’s Commission for the Maintenance of Racial Attitudes. The Commission’s primary duty is to establish and maintain society’s expectations from the races and enforce compliance with these politically-correct social assumptions. Departure from these constructs can lead to charges like those expected to be filed against Zimmerman, the fascist traitor.
Involuntary Racism is a crime! White and White Hispanic citizens, you cannot escape your innate racism even through neglect!
Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People’s Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator







George Zimmerman: GUILTY of confusing progressives by neglecting to be properly racist as mandated by his White Hispanic background.


Comrades, according to the prosecution, speaking today to WKMG-6 TV in Orlando, Zimmerman's mindset was against the law.
A thought crime, comrades.
And by the way - nobody seems to have noticed, but with a name like "Zimmerman", I suspect that he may, in fact, be a White Hispanic Juice.
Or a musician.


New evidence has mysteriously surfaced. Just prior to Zimmerman's "supposed" police photos, he sported a full head of blonde hair. This "lost" photo, recently released by Comrade Eric Holder, clearly speaks the truth ™ about Zimmerman's mindset. Just as we suspected, Zimmerman is a White, Peruvian, Zionist. This is just too good. He needs to be taken down.


The previous image confirms genetic and photographic proof (evidence, if you will)
White hispanic-peruvuian zionist musician of reindeer descent ... probably left handed and lactose intolerant too. Pity, I could have used help in the landscaping this season
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Zimmerman must be guilty, he does not look at all like Obama's son.How can he be innocent?


It was sweet Nemesis that Zimmerman has a German name. That's what got Obummer confused and wet: a creepy ass cracker dare touch a black role model. Justice shall be served.


And of not being Hispanic enough.








New Comrade,
Use caution clicking on "beet of the week" symbols. The queen mama around here is fairly posessive in awarding them out, has suspended its use during the dammned Rethugglikkan sequester, and swings a MEAN golden shovel that leaves scars that don't heal quickly at all. Otherwise, welcome to the Cube, grab a shovel and tend some beets.

Racial confusion is in fact the desired endstate. Look at Dear Leader (PBUH); Black? White <spit> ? Indonesian? Hawaiian? Kenyan? No, comrade--Citizen of the World, Leader of Ours.
FORWARD!


*shudder*


R.O.C.K. in the USSA
Comrade Squawker, I'm afraid I must agree with Comrade Tovarichi; I would suggest taking steps to disguise that Beet of the Week award post haste.*shudder*
Comrade ROCK,
This posting reminds me of the time I unwittingly posted a child giving the middle finger salute in response to Sgt. NeoTroll's post. (gasp) You warned me but it was too late. Fortunately, the wounds healed in a few weeks.


Unfortunately, it's nearly always too little and too late.
Except when I'm drinking good tequila.


Quote:
Involuntary Racism is a crime! White and White Hispanic citizens, you cannot escape your innate racism even through neglect! As scholar of Black Liberation Theology, I can tell you all that this postlapsarian notion that Whitey has eaten the forbidden fruit of racism, has committed the original sin and now must suffer eternal damnation, unless ye repent and give your hearts (and votes and wallets) to the Łøřđ demiGod Barack Milhous Obama (please make sure all checks are made payable to the DNC Political Action Fund), is totally correct."GODDA*N AMERIKKKA! IT'S IN THE BIBLE!"







Bring it Pinkie!


Of course, Mr. Zimmerman can always plead that he was performing a post-birth abortion, thus redeeming his prog credentials. The best he would get is performing medicine without a license.


Let me be perfectly clear, Dear Leader Obama is
Although my brother from another mother may "Act White", he is down with the New System [
Hail Obama!
= [


Per your query above, since
This in spite of the fact that, as a good Prog, I don't personally believe in logic.


Putin on the Ritz
Comrades."Is Premier Obama a Black looking Caucasian?" .....
"White Indonesian", comrade.


Evil Smiley
Zimmerman must be guilty, he does not look at all like Obama's son.How can he be innocent?





Tovarichi
Ahh, Comrade Squirrel, you remind me of the good old days in Bosnia...

Putin on the Ritz
....... If I write him in this next election, this should cleans me of all "white" racism. Will that be noted in my papers?Ahem!!! Only if numerous "red" Necroproxy Votes™ are also included... we've got chicken to BBQ dammit!
Pay no attention to the jealous chicken haters...
STOP THE H8!





