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Zombie: Obama collects protection money from the rich in SF

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I got this from Zombie tonight:

Red --

OK, my report on the April 6 Obama event in San Francisco is now online:

Obama Visits Billionaires Row

The photos are exclusive -- basically no one else with a camera was there!

I think you might particularly like this one, as I'm attacking Obama from "the people's" perspective!

-- zom

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Yes, your class awareness is seeping through, Zom. Especially I like the classic motif with the police inspecting a hippie car with a bomb-sniffing dog as Obama's rich donors arrive in stretch limos. Nothing gets the good old class hatred boiling better than the contrast in treatment by the cops.

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And check out the bumper stickers on the hippiemobile: Earth, Peace, and Support Organic Farmers! These are definitely the people that the Obama-loving billionaires don't want to asociate with.

Considering some other Obamunist types who have lately come out of the woodwork, it seems that a typical Obama supporter is a likely threat to a typical Obama donor. Talk about unifying the country.

The admission was $2,300/deep pocket. Does that count as protection money?

Did Don Obama give them an offer they couldn't refuse?

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Is that a drug sniffing dog? If he is, I don't understand why they bother with them. Just about any car you see in that city is likely to have at least 5 bales of weed and a 3 lb block of cocaine in it.

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I was at that event. Well, actually, I was the richest one there and I made sure that everyone knew that. I also told everyone how important I am and how they should be throwing a fundraiser for me since I am so important and special.

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Chairman, I can only pray that you are not being used by this Obama, Have you seen the latest Obama campaign raising effort? Be careful, this is a shocking exploitation of class and in addition, don't let her feminine wiles seduce you.


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Comrade Zombie is our eyes and ears in the merry ole' land of San-Franny. We must award him with some sort of award thing and have, like, a big presentation full of celebrities, fashion designers and lights... lots and lots of lights with smoke machines attached so that when we walk out it is all like whooo and stuff. We also need to do this award ceremony for some sort of charity or cause that we really don't care about, but pretend to care about... yes... pretend to care about like saving the volcanic rocks or something.

Wow... this speed from the Obama fundraiser is really making me talk a lot and I can't shut up and I really want to do this benefit concert but I don't have anyone to go with and I feel like I am in this whole thing by myself and I really don't know anyone and I really don't want to be seated next to P-Diddy again because he really, really smells bad and Susan Estrich was trying to get into my pants and I was all like get the the hell away from me and how long have you been smoking woman and she smacked me in my face and then I poured my daquiri on her and she was wearing a white tee with no undergarment if you catch my drift and I spewed my lunch all over Kucinich's new wife and she screamed and that was when security escorted me out along with Tony Danza who was there because he was looking for work or something and I told him... I told him that I came to this benefit concert to get laid and make some money and I will be a son-of-a-bitch if I just let security escort me out after throwing up turtle soup all over Kucinich's new wife who I had relations with on their honeymoon because I was hiding in the closet while Dennis was taking a piss and I can assure you that that was a sight to behold because he has to step on a stool in order to piss in the toliet and his wife only married him for the fame and money and I told her that I had more money and she turned me down because my bitch ex-wife has been going around and telling everyone that I am cheap SOB who only marries up for money and a new condo do you like my hat because Elton John gave it to me after I told him that I knew someone who knew someone who could rearrange his patio furniture... [passes out]

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I am outraged that those millionaire yahoo wannabe White House guests would have the sheer gall to have security escort you out Chairman. But this is the sort of treatment one can expect from the Obama crowd Chairman. I ask you, has the Empress ever allowed you to be mistreated in such a manner?

Otherwise it appears you had fun, and it's no wonder why I am training my mind to always consider when faced with a decision, "What would the Chairman Do?" I have only been arrested 5 times so far.

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Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Comrade Zombie is our eyes and ears in the merry ole' land of San-Franny. We must award him with some sort of award thing and have, like, a big presentation full of celebrities, fashion designers and lights... lots and lots of lights with smoke machines attached so that when we walk out it is all like whooo and stuff. We also need to do this award ceremony for some sort of charity or cause that we really don't care about, but pretend to care about... yes... pretend to care about like saving the volcanic rocks or something.

Wow... this speed from the Obama fundraiser is really making me talk a lot and I can't shut up and I really want to do this benefit concert but I don't have anyone to go with and I feel like I am in this whole thing by myself and I really don't know anyone and I really don't want to be seated next to P-Diddy again because he really, really smells bad and Susan Estrich was trying to get into my pants and I was all like get the the hell away from me and how long have you been smoking woman and she smacked me in my face and then I poured my daquiri on her and she was wearing a white tee with no undergarment if you catch my drift and I spewed my lunch all over Kucinich's new wife and she screamed and that was when security escorted me out along with Tony Danza who was there because he was looking for work or something and I told him... I told him that I came to this benefit concert to get laid and make some money and I will be a son-of-a-bitch if I just let security escort me out after throwing up turtle soup all over Kucinich's new wife who I had relations with on their honeymoon because I was hiding in the closet while Dennis was taking a piss and I can assure you that that was a sight to behold because he has to step on a stool in order to piss in the toliet and his wife only married him for the fame and money and I told her that I had more money and she turned me down because my bitch ex-wife has been going around and telling everyone that I am cheap SOB who only marries up for money and a new condo do you like my hat because Elton John gave it to me after I told him that I knew someone who knew someone who could rearrange his patio furniture... [passes out]

Nice rant. Enjoyed it verra much.When you come-to...let us know more about benefit concert
for volcanic rocks.I am really into saving the rock.

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Commissar Pupovich wrote:Chairman, I can only pray that you are not being used by this Obama, Have you seen the latest Obama campaign raising effort? Be careful, this is a shocking exploitation of class and in addition, don't let her feminine wiles seduce you.



That's good stuff,right there.She darn near seduced me w/ that bucket'o'chicken.

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Welcome to the Glorious People's Cube comrade Lenin'n Things. You can collect your training shovel from the guard who will direct you to the Karl Marx Re-Education Center.

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I am so happy that Barack decided to have his fundraiser in a place devoid of "Small-Towners". We all know how filthy those Small-Towners are and how they cling to guns, religion and xenophobia. Uck... Small-Towners smell funny, too!

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Commissar Pupovich wrote:Welcome to the Glorious People's Cube comrade Lenin'n Things. You can collect your training shovel from the guard who will direct you to the Karl Marx Re-Education Center.

Thank you for most gracious welcome. I am enjoying my time at Glorious Cube.
Am loooking forward to re-education.Image I am still capitalist pig for now...shhhh,do not tell.

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Lenin 'n Thingies wrote:.
Am loooking forward to re-education.Image I am still capitalist pig for now...shhhh,do not tell.

Of course I shall not tell Comrade. Feel free to share what ever ThoughtCrime™ comes to mind. As Commissar of Eco-Prostitution and Mental Health, it is only natural for me to be told things. Your secrets are safe with me......


 
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