Zombies for Obama: Organized Thoughtcrime in New York


Armed with "Obama the Joker" mask we went to investigate. But the Bush-Cheney weather machine prevented us from seeing them. The rain, the crowds of appropriately dressed progressives, and the umbrellas made it impossible to see past ten feet in any direction. At around 7pm the West 4 Street subway station was so packed, it took us 40 minutes just to get from the platform to the surface.
It was just as crowded outside, only darker and pouring dihydrogen monoxide (water) from above. Apparently someone powerful (Bush-Cheney) decided to do the massive waterboarding Halloween act on tens of thousands of innocent Halloweeners. And since the parade was obscured from view by a solid wall of umbrellas, we didn't take a single picture. The mask didn't make it out of the bag.
The waterboarding trick was, of course, a diversion designed to obstruct the local tolerant progressives from going medieval and staging a Halloween massacre on Zombies for Obama. According to a leaked report, there have been only two physical attacks on them: one count of aggravated first-degree spitting and one count of destruction of the props. The zealous comrade who destroyed the props also turned around and reported the group to the police, denouncing their thoughtcrimes and demanding that mocking of Obama be outlawed for the Common Good™.
Below is video evidence of this gang's organized thoughtcrime:


Turboski


That's it. I'm going to leave work now and start on my gulag. We'll need lots of them to house Obama-godhood-deniers.


Commissar Theocritus
Mocking Barry, Lord Obama? ... This ought to be made into a capital offense, you know--and when we are strong enough we will make it into a capital offense.[justify]Theocritus, killing a zombie is very hard. For all practical purposes you just can't do it -- not without resorting to something highly unusual and, probably, cruel. Not that this should be stopping anyone, of course, but simply putting a bullet into their rotting skull is not going to do it...[/justify]

Red Square
Long before Halloween we intercepted communications about a gang of dangerous thoughtcriminals here in New York planning to join the annual Halloween parade in Greenwich Village as "Zombies for Obama."You can visit the official site of Zombies for Obama, and view our video, here:
http://www.zombiesforobama.com
Help this video go viral by posting it on your Facebook pages!
-- CitizenK




CitizenK
Red Square
Long before Halloween we intercepted communications about a gang of dangerous thoughtcriminals here in New York planning to join the annual Halloween parade in Greenwich Village as "Zombies for Obama."You can visit the official site of Zombies for Obama, and view our video, here:
http://www.zombiesforobama.com
Help this video go viral by posting it on your Facebook pages!
-- CitizenK

That Baracula fella really sucks!

Perhaps I shall go trolling the ReichWing sites I




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Theocritus, killing a zombie is very hard. For all practical purposes you just can't do it -- not without resorting to something highly unusual and, probably, cruel. Not that this should be stopping anyone, of course, but simply putting a bullet into their rotting skull is not going to do it...No, but pulling their grants from the National Endowment for the Arts will.
And if it's a really high-level zombie, like, oh, I don't know, SOBama, just switch the TelePrompTer script. "I, Barack Hussein Obama, have no more hills to climb. I have solved all the world's problems because I say I have. There is no more hatred in the world because I say so. I can ascend into the heavens and have Jehovah worship me; after all God doesn't think he's me. And so to get there..."
He pulls out a gun and puts it to his head, smiles, and says, "See you in three days."


His advanced Communist being would be able to regenerate much faster, possibly as little as two.








If we lose the cyborg drudges next, we're sunk!



