Caption contest: Obama on Groundhog Day


"The dear leader is visiting State College, PA on February 2nd. Since this is in close proximity to Punxsutawney and the home of Punxsutawney Phil, one wonders what would happen if Phil sees O upon coming out of his hole?"
This is our interpretation. You can create your own, or suggest a different caption:

Obama: "Tell me Phil, will there be six more years of media adoration? Will the stock market recover and put the stupid capitalist economy back on track? Also, how long until the Progressive World of Next Tuesday?"




He has more "state of the art" equipment than this. Coin flips, dart boards, Wheels of Fortune, Jeopardy style answer and question boards, hoardes of "yes men", lots of computer models, some clothed, male and/or female models. Fresh flowers to pull petals from, and an array of games, gadgets, and gizmos toys to use.






One is a smelly varmint and the other has fur.


Comrade Whoopie
What's the difference between Obama and a groundhog?One is a smelly varmint and the other has fur.
When they find themselves in a hole, one never stops digging and the other lives there.
One makes his living by scavenging and scamming other animals and the other has a tail.
One is full of s**t and the other s**ts when he's full.
One is a rodent and the other is a rat.
Now, how are they the same?
Neither of them wrote their autobiographies.






So simply obvious, yet so profound! "WTF" should be a required addition to the New Prog Lexicon of Acronyms™ —as prescribed by Dear Leader.




Comrade Tooorisky
Comrades,He has more "state of the art" equipment than this. Coin flips, dart boards, Wheels of Fortune, Jeopardy style answer and question boards, hoardes of "yes men", lots of computer models, some clothed, male and/or female models. Fresh flowers to pull petals from, and an array of games, gadgets, and gizmos toys to use.
you forgot "Magic 8 Ball," comrade.


You are correct! My list is neither comprehensive or exhaustive. Dice, Tarot cards, chrystal balls
and Fortune tellers were not listed.








Phil: Next Tuesday.


Comrade Whoopie
What's the difference between Obama and a groundhog?One is a smelly varmint and the other has fur.
I am thinking that is well thought out and well said. But I am still hoping the varmint doesn't bit the fury one.




Please rethink your thinking....and etc., etc. Carry on.


The weather is not the climate during those months that have an "r" in their name. The rest of the year any spell of hot weather proves Global Climate Change.
Got that? Good!


I was merely quoting comrade Phil. Still, you are correct, and I denounce myself for ignoring the
PPeabody


Proletariat Peabody, I understand your dilemma. One must be most cautious in who one quotes. Some of us are more quotable than others... we just haven't figured out yet, who those people are.

