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Competition is a barbaric, insensitive ritual that reeks of social Darwinism. We cannot allow the fittest to survive on our pages. Your loss is someone else's gain, and your gain is someone else's loss. Therefore, losers contribute to the society and winners take away from it. Being a winner is unethical, while a society of losers is happy and striving as a collective. In the spirit of diversity, inclusiveness, and collectivism our contests shall have no winners. Everyone is declared a loser, which in our book means an ethical team player.

Caption: Hillary Caught Playing With The People's Cube

8/7/2005, 2:07 pm
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8/7/2005, 8:24 pm
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Looks like she is having some real trouble figuring it out.
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Comrade Eric
8/8/2005, 2:39 pm
The People's Leader cannot possibly be having trouble figuring out the solution to the cube! She is simply concentrating, and trying to beat her previous record.
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Popov Smirnoff
8/11/2005, 6:02 pm
Ahhh, so THIS is that Dzerzhinsky Square that I've heard so much about!
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Hillary C.
8/12/2005, 2:32 am
Speak to me, oh wise, powerful, and all knowing cube.
Who is the nastiest and the most rude?
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Old Kid
8/12/2005, 2:44 am
She's got the People's Cube in her hands
She's got the red People's Cube in her hands

And nobody's gonna take it away from her...
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Common Sense
8/12/2005, 12:31 pm
Obviously, Senator Clinton is checking the cube in the spirit of collective "quality control." After all, the grand blinding success of the State results from constant vigilance.
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1917ski
8/19/2005, 2:20 pm
God damn I want one of those socialist Rubik's cubes. Solid red with every cube containing a hammer an dsickle. No matter how incompetent you are, you always win jsut as quickly ass someone who may be better looking, smarter, faster, etc than you.

There are no losers, for under communism, everyone's a winner!
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3/14/2006, 4:39 am
this needs to be a t-shirt. that's all I have to say on the matter.
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Meganxse
6/28/2006, 3:15 am
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6/28/2006, 3:51 am
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Dearest Comrade Meganxse,

Your random generic copy/paste compliment is very endearing to the peoples of the oppressed Amerikas. But when I say the "Amerikas" Comrade, I am refering to the the two "Amerikas" that you and I are currently occupying. Yes Comrade, we live in a time where tax breaks are ensured, where the gap between rich and poor is SO great that to tread across it would be like stepping on a crack. You dont want to step on a crack do you Comrade Meganxse? To do so would break your birth-giver's back. My point to you Comrade is this, we live in a time of great social calamity, a time where the working class has to choose between BBQ potatoe chips or sour creame and onion chips, a time where there is no end in sight for the massive poverty that has gripped 99% of this nations populace. But you Comrade, in all your zeal trample upon these hollowed walls of progress and instead decide to peddle your wares and ask upon us to BUY BUY BUY. Turn away Comrade Meganxse, turn away from strong national security and a thriving economy and accept the Party and its benevolent leader Her Excellency Hillary Rodham Clinton...

I ask upon the party to be harsh on your punishment and have you considered for a five year rehabilitation program which will consist of 24 hour viewings of Roseanne until you can ACCEPT AND FEEL the plight of the working class.

Looking out for the well being of others,
Chairman Meow
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9/5/2006, 10:34 pm
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Bill mounted that once...lucky comrade!
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12/5/2006, 3:43 pm
Hilary says:

(gasp) "Is that a protein stain?"
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