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Competition is a barbaric, insensitive ritual that reeks of social Darwinism. We cannot allow the fittest to survive on our pages. Your loss is someone else's gain, and your gain is someone else's loss. Therefore, losers contribute to the society and winners take away from it. Being a winner is unethical, while a society of losers is happy and striving as a collective. In the spirit of diversity, inclusiveness, and collectivism our contests shall have no winners. Everyone is declared a loser, which in our book means an ethical team player.

Caption: Lenin Recycled



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Communism is like the Hydra of Greek mythology. You cut off one head of Lenin, and two grow back in its place.

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I don't know if that's good, or just plain freaky...

Ollie Abbot
So this is how a liberal think tank looks like...

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$$ Halliburton's feeble attempt to build a liberal-friendly gas station -

ILL-CONCEIVED COMPROMISE!

PittsburghProletarian
Hell, these are real common around these parts, especially in all those hollows down in West Virginia. That's Grandpaw Vlad's Red Lightning Moonbatshine still. Couple a sips of that likker, and you'll be barking drunken socialism before you can count to ten. Goes fer about $5 dollars a mason jar, $10 bucks a jug.

Kommissar Putin attempts to tap glorious brain power from brazen images of the Great Lenin to strengthen his Collectivist Spirit.


 
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