Caption: What Is Obama Thinking?

 

Heh, heh, heh.... They have no idea how I'm gonna screw with 'em.
 

they think all wee weed up was funky. wait until I call joe biden a boogerhead.



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"Ha ha. Silly Red Square. Can't tell the difference between a speech & thought bubble."
 

"Haha. Solipsistic Comrade Gipper. The abstract escapes her and I, like the hockey puck we become when we promote hockey of the ad hominem attack variety, and 'get in their faces' plebian ghetto smack down leftist inoculation. What I refuse to believe, is that A is indeed A, and as I sow, so shall I reap! Those on the right are way to backwards and have far to much Miss Manners training to get in our faces... Hmmm, Comrade Gipper must have passed re-education kamp with flying colors, I think I'll give her a promotion to Czar of BSU."
 

That's a picture of Obama dictating his next memoirs. He's saying:

"America was the greatest country on earth! Anybody could grow up and be President in America. Even someone like me, a person who's always hated everything that the American Ideal and the American Dream stand for, an absolute nobody like me with no skills or abilities or brains of any kind could grow up and be President. America was a great country. But now it's mine. I think I'll rename it Obama. The United States of Obama. Yeah, I like the sound of that."
 

"What an idiot that Comrade Gipper is. Yeah, no fooling that's a speech bubble in the picture! And of course it's empty. That's because I never have anything to say without my trusty Teleprompter--which is not to say that I ever have anything to say with it anyway. Mostly I just say a lot of nothing, but the masses are stupid enough to fall for it. In the meantime, I'm surprised someone as nitpicky as Gipper hasn't pointed out how stupid it is that I position the family pictures on my desk so they're facing away from me. Yeah, like everyone who comes into my office wants to see pictures of my wife and kids. Hey, I wonder if anyone realizes my soles are facing toward Mecca?"
 

"Man, what a complete tool Commissarka Pinkie is! I mean, honestly thinking that I, a politician, would arrange the pictures of my wife & daughters to show that I care about them? Come on! And I mean, really, believing that I alone use a teleprompter to make speeches & that Commissarka Pinkie is clever/original in any of her analysis."
 

"My visions alight with the Frank Davis of my youth and the Ayers of my penmanship, I sit here from The Little Red Church of my mother to the Black Liberation Theology of 'Goddamn America!' and ponder the navel of Kapitalist Amerika. It is good to have sheep like the BSU Moonbats who can't see the left hand for the right. Nothing up my sleeve comrade, nothing at all. This week, as Michael Moore's "Capitalism: A Love Affair" is released for the useful idiots, er I mean the unwashed masses; it's proles, er I mean people like the BSU Moonbats that give me credence as a moderate. Ha Ha! Yeah I'm moderate, and Attilla was a gentle saint!"
 

"Thanks for sending Monica over this evening Bill. We had a great time getting to know one another."
 

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
 

Now comes the easy part, being president.
 

{ Sung to the tune of I Want To Take You Higher by Sly & The Family Stone }

Socialism's gettin stronger
Unemployment lines gettin longer too
Media is in love with me
I want to get higher
Burn, baby, burn, I'll light the fire

Obama shaka-laka-laka Obama shaka-laka-laka
 

Whoever that was on the 5 dollar bill, thanks.
 

Baby, I'm the bessssst!
 

BHO: Smell THAT!?!

[background coughing and gagging]
 

Your welcome idiots America! Don't worry, you'll learn to like it...


 

Why do I have picture of Michael Jackson and Brookshields up near front of my desk?
 

You lost.
I won.
Suck it, b'yotch!
 

The empty thought bubble IS what he's thinking.
 

AHH, The life of the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers
 

Suckers!
 

"I've got to get a mirror installed in the ceiling"
 

I be the head community organizer in charge!
 

When it’s law, then Americans can finally grasp the “goodness” of what’s in the 2,700-plus-page Senate bill, which is the most likely legislative vehicle that Congress will push to President Barack Obama’s desk. thought bubble!
 

Ok, I've passed Universal Health-Care, robbed the taxpayers of trillions of dollars through 'stimulus' plans and stopped off-shore drilling. Now, if only I could convince them to make me president for life...