Competition is a barbaric, insensitive
ritual that reeks of social Darwinism.
We cannot allow the fittest to survive
on our pages. Your loss is someone
else's gain, and your gain is someone
else's loss. Therefore, losers contribute
to the society and winners take away
from it. Being a winner is unethical,
while a society of losers is happy and
striving as a collective. In the spirit of
diversity, inclusiveness, and collectivism
our contests shall have no winners.
Everyone is declared a loser, which in our
book means an ethical team player.
Red Square
Red Square
Our security camera had caught Commissarka Pinkie and Sister Massively Opiated red-handed in the Bunker, as they pulled one of their pranks involving an industrial fan and a barrel of feces.
I understand that body removal and composting may be tiresome and girls gotta have some fun, but not at the cost of damaging state property!
General Confusion
Wow ladies, you've got that crap all over you!
Report to the hosing area for clean up, and then the showers.
Don't ever pull this stunt again!
Comrade Otis
Bedlam ensued after Chris Mathews checked in to the KMTC with abdominal pains and they discovered what he'd done with his shovel.
General Confusion
Comrades,
Back to the Sovet time again are picture of Americas future! Everything so uniform and organized, free from the chaos of Capitalism and individual effort.
Father Prog Theocritus
A barrel of feces? Does that mean that we can fertilize the beet fields?
Let us however not conflate the feces which is good for growing beets and potatoes with the feces which so very eloquently proceeds from the mouth of Senor Holy Goddamned O.
Rock Tsar
This is what happens when non-Party workers try to fill His O'liness' TelePrompTer
Red Rooster
Kelly Ivanovna/келя ивановна
They are enacting Glorious Episode of "I Love Comrade Lucy" when Lucy and Ethel do their part to convince people to boycott grapes.
Chedoh
Two equal women, one ration cup.
General Stabbin
They are smiling, see?
Everything is therefore good.
nevermind that I told them to smile or face execution. Small potatoes.
Pavlik's Uncle
New girl bites her nails. Dumb, da? Ha ha ha!
Boris Spastic
Oh oh, Helga! Cow go poopskie!
Capt. Commie
These Party workers are tasked with cleaning the floor of bullshit after Dear Leader gives a speech.
Commissar Mountebank
Pictured here are two happy Obama re-election strategists, with plenty of mud to sling at all the reactionary, racist, evil, wicked, mean, nasty, capitalist pigs who are sure to oppose the Annointed One in 2012.