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Competition is a barbaric, insensitive ritual that reeks of social Darwinism. We cannot allow the fittest to survive on our pages. Your loss is someone else's gain, and your gain is someone else's loss. Therefore, losers contribute to the society and winners take away from it. Being a winner is unethical, while a society of losers is happy and striving as a collective. In the spirit of diversity, inclusiveness, and collectivism our contests shall have no winners. Everyone is declared a loser, which in our book means an ethical team player.

So That's Where Russia Is?

7/6/2009, 1:54 pm
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7/6/2009, 2:11 pm
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At least Dictator Hynkel was not a Flat-Earth Dictator!

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Stan Redmond
8/6/2009, 4:06 pm
I found 56 states. Anyone know where the 57th is?
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epb
8/19/2009, 10:42 am
Which country shall I destroy next?
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2/25/2010, 2:44 pm
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(Mufasa from "the Lion King" is in the background speaking)
"One day Obama, all this will be your's"
"Really?"
"Yes, one day, the sun will set for my time as head of the UN, and will rise with you, and the new king."
"Wow!"
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4/7/2010, 7:16 pm
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Stan Redmond wrote:I found 56 states. Anyone know where the 57th is?


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7/6/2010, 7:18 pm
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{Maximum Leader humming the theme to the movie "Out of Africa."}
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7/6/2010, 7:58 pm
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"America still looks too big. Can't we make it smaller?"
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7/10/2010, 1:59 pm
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"I'm gonna poop on the carpet and blame it on Bush"
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8/6/2010, 4:13 pm
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"Kenya. Home sweet home"
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9/25/2010, 4:41 pm
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Whosever intestines these are is in a whole lot of trouble!
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