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Competition is a barbaric, insensitive ritual that reeks of social Darwinism. We cannot allow the fittest to survive on our pages. Your loss is someone else's gain, and your gain is someone else's loss. Therefore, losers contribute to the society and winners take away from it. Being a winner is unethical, while a society of losers is happy and striving as a collective. In the spirit of diversity, inclusiveness, and collectivism our contests shall have no winners. Everyone is declared a loser, which in our book means an ethical team player.

WHO'S THE TRUE PEOPLE'S CHAMP?

8/10/2007, 11:58 pm
Red Scorpion?

Fedor?

Sergei?

Aleksander?

Che?
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8/21/2007, 12:48 am
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Che. Beyond a doubt it is Che. Anyone who can murder hundreds of thousands of people and end up on every t-shirt in high school is a true peoples champion.
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8/21/2007, 9:12 am
Yeah, but Fedor has never been beaten, Betty. The only option is to have Che fight Fedor.
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8/21/2007, 5:43 pm
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Woot! Gladiatorial deathmatch! Winner gets their face on a t-shirt1
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8/28/2007, 10:12 pm
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But.... we cannot allow one to win Premier Betty... They must both win, or both "feel good" at least. Oh the dilemma!!

Since Che never felt any compassion for those thousands he slaughtered for socialism, then he could not feel anything (ok, so he pleaded for his life like a little bitch until they shot him, but that doesn't count in the new history portrayed on the shirts).

Thus they must both be winners.
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8/28/2007, 10:17 pm
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It might be a little difficult for someone like Che to share the Title Belt of People's Champ with someone else. I foresee a mysterious disappearance of 1 or more of those listed.
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8/28/2007, 10:19 pm
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Hmmm.... point taken. Let the Deathmatch begin!
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