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50 Ways To Lose Your Voter



The problem is all inside your head poor Hillary
The answer is easy if you take it logically
No one will help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to lose your voter

She said it's really just my nature to intrude
Furthermore I hope my meaning how I lost or that I'm screwed
And I'll repeat myself just don't care I'm being rude
There must be fifty ways to lose your voters - fifty ways to lose your voters

You just run out of tact Jack - fall in a van Stan
You don't need to be coy Joy - just pick up your fee
Barf on the bus Gus - you don't care they distrust much
Just drop the body Lee - and get your cash free
Just rip off the quake Jake - siphon the funds hun
You don't need to speak truth Ruth - just cackle with glee
Kennedy bus Gus - just pimp on your book much
Just wipe off your Mac Lee and get yourself free

You'd think it'd grieve us so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something we could do to make you leave again
She said don't appreciate that and would you please refrain from all the fifty ways
She said why don't we both just sleep in sin tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see I'm right
Then Huma kissed her and I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways to lose your voter - fifty ways to lose your voter

You just slip on your back Jack - have a bad plan Stan
You don't need a new boy toy to get them to flee
Hack on the mucus - you just always discuss much
Just brush off Benghazi and threaten the free
Just rip off the quake Jake - siphon the funds hun
You don't need to speak truth Ruth - just cackle with glee
Kennedy bus Gus - just pimp on your book much
Just wipe off your Mac Lee - and get yourself free.

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Barf on the bus Gus - you don't care they distrust much
I remember like it was yesterday.

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From a comment on FB:

Just step under the bus Gus...
no one will suspect us...
they'll call it a suicide
and I will walk free...


 
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