If everybody was like Obama
Across the USA
Then everybody's go golfing
As things slip away
You'd see us wearing our Mom jeans
Little golfing cap too
And a pussified golf swing
Golfing USA

And he'll be dithering on the oil spill .. (inside outside USA)
And unemployment lines .. (inside outside USA)
Housing prices in the toilet .. (inside outside USA)
Four bucks for gasoline ... (inside outside USA)
Huge mosque in Manhattan .. (inside outside USA)
And now a debt downgrade ....... (inside outside USA)
Barry Obama's gone golfing
Golfing USA

We'll all be planning out a ruse
We're gonna leak to the news
We're firming up our tee time
We can't wait till noon
We're out of touch with the public
We're on the links to stay
Tell the Congress we're golfing
Golfing USA

And debt's at 15 trillion ... (inside outside USA)
Resurgent Taliban ... (inside outside USA)
Running guns to drug lords .. (inside outside USA)
And now nukes in Iran .. (inside outside USA)
Gold over a thousand ... (inside outside USA)
And still no budget today .. (inside outside USA)
Barry Obama's gone golfing
Golfing USA

Barry Obama's gone golfing
Golfing USA
Barry Obama's gone golfing
Golfing USA
Yeah, Barry Obama's gone golfing
Golfing USA
Barry Obama's gone golfing
Golfing USA

Forgiving me in advance comrades, but picture of obscenishly gyrationing Leader is inspiring in me one last Beach Boy parody, which is being called "Shame Down"




Talk it up, talk it up .... Hugger, gonna shame you down
Talk it up, talk it up .... Hugger, gonna shame you down

It happened at the Starbucks at a quarter past nine
Two aging hipsters yelling side by side
Yeah, a Toyota Prius Hybrid and a Volt 14*
Were talking carbon footprint and it sounds real mean

Talk it up, talk it up .. Hugger gonna shame you down

We start off at the co-op with a gallon apiece
My Voltec drivetrain platform is now unleashed
My lithium ion batteries are humming real cool
But the Toyota Prius hybrid is yet to burn it's fuel

Gotta keep cool now, gas engine shift here we go

Power split Prius is moving slow
But my lithium ion voltage is running low
To up the wattage, I'm burning up gas
Fuel tank's nearing empty, don't know if I'll last

Pedal to the floor, hear the 1.4 go
And now the Toyota Prius is starting to slow
He's hauled with Atkinson cycle but it's understood
I've got 80 cubic inches drinking under the hood

Burned your gas, burned your gas ... Hugger now I shamed you down
Burned your gas, burned your gas ... Hugger now I shamed you down
Burned your gas, burned your gas ... Hugger now I shamed you down
Burned your gas, burned your gas ... Hugger now I shamed you down



*Capacity of the Volt's backup gas engine is 1400cc ... which, I'm told, is roughly equal to the capacity of the Pontiac 413 in the original Beach Boy song (6,780cc)