Chik Fil A
All your troubles seem so far away
Now record sales are here to stay
Oh, I'll go eat at Chik Fil A

Suddenly
Rahm's not half the threat he used to be
There's a spirit welling up in me
Oh Chik Fil A stirred the blood in me

Why our numbers grow, they don't know
The things they say
They said something wrong, now we throng .. to Chik Fil A

Chik Fil A
Boycotting's a game that we can play
Now I need to see the lunch buffet
Oh, I'll still eat at Chik Fil A

Why they forced this show, we don't know
They've gone astray
They said something wrong, now we throng .. to Chik Fil A

Chik Fil A
This is a game we're forced to play
Now I think I'll have the Fudge Sundae
Oh, I'll still eat at Chik Fil A

Mmmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmmm ... Chik Fil A

A most equal hat tip to an as yet uncommitted comrade, by the name of Brock O' Brahma who came up with a a parody by the same name on a different website. He also came up with the best line in the song (about Ho Chi Minh) which I have expropriated in the name of the people



HEY, YOU GOT TO DINE AT CHIK FIL A

Wait to dine in a mile long line
Our backs have been pushed to the wall
If this goes on, our freedoms are gone
Seized by a Marxist cabal

All the while, the good folks smile
To pass the time away
I can see they agree with me
As I hear them say

Hey, you've got to dine at Chik Fil A
Hey, you've got to dine at Chik Fil A

Why these guys even try
They can't ever win
Zoning ban for a Christian stand
Sounds like Ho Chi Minh

Why did they start this fray
They act like they're from Beijing
Gather round you Marxist clowns
Hear us as we sing

Hey, you've got designs on Chik Fil A
Hey, that's why we dine at Chik Fil A

And her is Comrade O'Brahma's original song
https://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/the ... 3128.shtml