Beto Shuffle

Beto left the scene that day he had the wreck
But Dad got it dismissed
And he ain't lookin' back

At El Paso school, breaking in to steal he met some cops
Just long enough for Dad to dismiss all the slop

Next stop LA, Beto goes to money town, got a roll
He said Cruz's job ought to be his
This first shot 'fore we hit it
Go for the load

Beto
Whoah oh oh no
He's got the money, he's a great show
Beto's still just a Gringo, Beto
Whoah oh oh oh oh oh
He said this one job ought to get it
One last shot 'fore the next step
Shooting for the load

Beto will be runnin', havin' great big funnin' even without the votes
Sayin' we're going for the white house and we're going for broke

He'll be wipin' off the state lines, He's erasin' the border lines, not gonna choke
Sayin' one more hit ought to do it
This guy ain't nothin' to him
Shooting for the long goal

Beto
Whoah oh oh no
He's got the money, he's a great show
Beto's still just a Gringo, Beto
Whoah oh oh oh oh no
One more job ought to get it
This first shot 'he's missing it
Go for the load

Beto
Woah oh oh no
He's got the money, he's a great show
Beto's still just a Gringo, Beto
Woah oh oh oh oh no
This first shot 'he's missing it
 

Looks like Beto just shuffled off Stage Left, Comrade

Gonna need to do more than just leaving the scene of an accident to be the next Kennedy, Beto