Looking out
Across Joe's sight-line
Joe Biden winks a cheap thrill eye
Hear Joe's voice
Shakes Joe's window
Sweet seductive thighs

Let Joe out
Into the night-time
Four walls can't hold Joe tonight
D.C. town
Is just Joe's apple
Dems let Joe take a bite

If Dem say, "Why? Why?"
Tell Dems that it's Biden's nature
Why, why does Joe grope chicks that way?

If Dems say, "Why? Why?"
Tell Dems that it's Biden's nature
Why, why does Joe grope chicks that way?

Reaching out
To touch a stranger
Apoplectic eyes are everywhere
See that girl
She knows Joe's stalking
Joe likes this way to scare

If Dems say, "Why? Why?"
Just tell Dems that is Biden's nature
Why, why does Joe grope chicks that way?

If Dems say, "Why? Why?"
(Do Dems really like Joe to feel around?)
Tell Dems that is Biden's nature
Why, why does Joe grope chicks that way?
Joe likes livin' this way
Joe likes gropin' this way

Joe's way (The way Joe is.)
Joe's way (The way Joe is.)

Looking out
Across the nation
The media's heart begins to beat
Reaching out
Joe touched her shoulder
Joe's dreaming like a freak

If Dems say, "Why? Why?"
Tell Dems that it's Biden's nature
Why, why does Joe grope chicks that way?

If Dems say, "Why? Why?"
(Just tell Joe you like him to feel around.)
Ooh, tell Dems
Why, why does Joe grope chicks that way?

If Dems say, "Why? Why?"

Why, why does Joe grope chicks that way?
If they say, "Why? Why?"
(Just tell Dem you like Joe to feel around.)
Ooh, tell 'em
Why, why does Joe grope chicks that way?

And Dems say, "Why? Why?"
Ooh, tell 'em
Why, why does Joe grope chicks that way?

Dems say, "Why? Why?"
(Just tell Dems they like Joe to feel around.)
Why, why does Joe grope chicks that way?
Joe likes livin' this way

Joe's way
Joe's way

Sooooo smooth.