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Born In The Ken-Y-A



Born down in a Hawaiian town
The first kick I took was when my daddy frowned
You end up with some dog that's been cooked too much
Til you spend half your life just covering up now

Born in the Ken-Y-A... I was born in the Ken-Y-A
I was born in the Ken-Y-A...Born in the Ken-Y-A

Got in a little Chi-town jam
So they put a Bible in my hand
Sent me off to the reverend
He said God Damn the cracker man

Born in the Ken-Y-A...I was born in the Ken-Y-A
I was born in the Ken-Y-A...I was born in the Ken-Y-A

Come back home to the wife in DC
I had a man say son they're too damn PC
Went down to see my puppet man
He said son don't you understand now

I had my brothers at dot coms
Fighting off all the blogger throngs
They're still there - right or wrong

I had a woman who looked like King Kong
I got a picture of her long toned arms now

Down in the shadows of the Tea Party
Out by the bonfires of the economy
I'm eight years blaming that old toad
Nowhere to run - ain't got nowhere to go

Born in the Ken-Y-A...I was born in the Ken-Y-A
Born in the Ken-Y-A
I'm a half white commie from the Ken-Y-A now
Born in the Ken-Y-A...born in the Ken-Y-A
Born in the Ken-Y-A
I'm a cool son of Karl from the Ken-Y-A.

Is good, Comrade Chalupney. I was always considering doing this song My idea for this song would be to turn it into a straight up anthem for the Tea party. Let's see if my Muse is up and working

Born down in a heartland town
Learned to love this land before I walked the ground
You learn about folks who sing a different song
But you spend most your life trying to get along

Born in the USA, I was born in the USA
I was born in the USA, born in the USA

Got a November '08 wake up call
Forced to fight back or we could lose it all
Rouse the patriots in my native land
Fight the dreams of the Kenyan man

Born in the USA, born in the USA
I was born in the USA, born in the USA

Took my concerns to a townhall place
Congressman said son, don't you know your place
Fired an E-mail to my Senate man
He said son, don't you understand

Had a brother in Saigon
Helping folks flee the Viet Cong
We pulled him out, they're all gone

Left them behind; lefties sapped our will
Anguished, pleading faces do haunt him still, now

Down in the shadow of the Capitol Hill
Where POTUS and Congress defied the people's will
Forty years gone since they shot the first round
No room to give, just have to stand our ground

Born in the USA, I was born in the USA
Born in the USA, I'm a fired up bagger in the USA
Born in the USA, I was born in the USA
Born in the USA, I'm a cranky, unhip daddy in the USA

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Truly a song to raise patriotic fervor in the masses


Watch out, Chalupney, I have only just begin my quest for total equality



K-E-N-Y-A

Young man, are you being held back
I said young man, are you off the fast track
I said young man, it takes more than half black
To get to the Ivy League now
Young man, are your grades a bit low
I said young man, cause you did too much blow
Now there's .. a new card you can show
It will take you where you need to go

It's fun to say that you're from K-E-N-Y-A
It's fun to say that you're from K-E-N-Y-A
It has everything to keep the lefties in awe
It will take you to Harvard Law
It's fun to say that you're from K-E-N-Y-A
It's fun to say that you're from K-E-N-Y-A
You can get a nice grant, you can sign a book deal
You can be whoever you feel

Young man, I was once in your shoes
But I couldn't .. use this African ruse
I felt no lib .. cared if I was alive
I couldn't tap this post colonial jive
Cause all libs .. love a fictional self
So young man .. put your past on the shelf
And say you're from the K-E-N-Y-A
Make your dreams come true today

It's fun to say that you're from K-E-N-Y-A
It's fun to say that you're from K-E-N-Y-A
It has everything to keep the elitists in awe
It will get you to Harvard Law
It's fun to say that you're from K-E-N-Y-A
It's fun to say that you're from K-E-N-Y-A
You can get a nice grant, you can sign a book deal
You can be whoever you feel


Young man, are you listening to me
I said young man, it is Pres you can be
But there's one fact .. that can hinder your dreams
So we got to fix that one thing
No Pres .. can be non-natural born
So your bio .. we must now unadorn
And the skeptics .. we will shower with scorn
Long enough to get re-elected

It's time to deny that you're from K-E-N-Y-A
Time to deny that you're from K-E-N-Y-A
It has everything to bring your presidency down
We will call all your skeptics clowns
It's time to deny that you're from K-E-N-Y-A
Time to deny that you're from K-E-N-Y-A
You will say they're all flakes, claim a fact check mistake
We will say whatever we need

It's time to deny that you're from K-E-N-Y-A ...

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And here I thought they were giving you beatings more equal than mine when I heard this echoing down the corridor. Certainly an equal composition worthy of an extra beet ration.


 
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