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Cammarano Nano

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Based on Frank Zappa's Camarillo Brillo (Over-Nite Sensation 1973)



He has the Cammarano nano
the little brain inside his head.
I mean his mendocino bean-o
By where some bugs had made it red

He ruled the toads
Of the Hoboken
And every newt in New Jersey
And every cricket who had chorused
By the bushy DNC.

He said He was
A magic papa
And He could throw a mean scam-o
And carried on without a comma
That He was someone I should know

He had a flake for a pet
And an amulet
And He was buying a jet
But he wasnt done yet
He had perfect skin
A Che with a pin
I told him he was awright
But I couldnt come in
(I couldnt come in right then…)

And so he wandered
Through the door-way
Just like a shadow from the tomb
He said his stereo was four-way
An Id just love it in his room

Well, I was born
To have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past his fuming incense stencher
To where he mixed his gin and schweppes

He threw away
His ranchid nachos
An laid out naked by the door
We did it till we were un-concho
An it was useless any more

He had a flake for a pet
And an amulet
And He was buying a jet
But he wasnt done yet
He had perfect skin
A Che with a pin
I told him he was awright
But I couldnt come in
(actually, I was very busy then)

And so he wandered
Through the door-way
Just like a shadow from the tomb
He said his stereo was four-way
An Id just love it in his room

Well, I was born
To have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past his fuming incense stencher
To where he mixed his gin and schweppes

He said He was
A magic papa
And He could throw a mean scam-o
And carried on without a comma
That He was someone I should know

(is that a real poncho…i mean
Is that a mexican poncho
Or is that a sears poncho?
Hmmm…no foolin …)
Last edited by Red Square on 6/28/2021, 2:39 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Reason for editing this post: Music

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A little background may be in order. The idea stems from a posting made on iowntheworld.com I figure mimeswiping is the easiest for me.

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Couldn't Readily Find The Party Affiliation Of The Group of Politicians Arrested In New Jersey
Home - by wa - July 23, 2009 - 15:04 America/Chicago - 4 Comments
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So Irony Curtain assured us we could go on record stating that they were all democrats.<br>We found confirmation from a paper in Miami!!!!! ”Among those arrested this morning were Jersey City Deputy Mayor Leona Beldini, Hoboken Mayor Peter Cammarano and Secaucus Mayor Dennis Elwell, all Democrats, authorities said. Several area rabbis and other community leaders and politicians, including Jersey City Council President Mariano Vega, were arrested.”
That formula never seems to be wrong, does it? Political Scandal> Party Affiliation not mentioned or buried = Democrat. But the MEDIA ISN'T BIASED!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, what was this corrupt politician's running platform? CHANGE!!!!! Sound familiar?

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Mr. Zappa was rather prescient. I think he had an album titled "Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch." Who knew Karl Rove had gotten to him?

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Comrade_Tovarich wrote:Mr. Zappa was rather prescient. I think he had an album titled "Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch." Who knew Karl Rove had gotten to him?

Indeed he did, Comrade. What was Rove doing in 1982 anyway?

I do like the simplicity of the cover.

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