Sung to the tune of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town.

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The mailman is here,
He's waiting for me.
I'm handed the mail,
And what do I see?
Census Forms Are Coming To Town.

Hispanic or not,
They will need your race.
Don't check the box,
And you'll be replaced.
Census Forms Are Coming To Town.

The questions are just stupid.
You won't answer them all.
They'll slap the cuffs on nice and tight,
And you'll stand against the wall.

They're locking the bolts,
And aiming real straight.
'Cause right wingers are,
Just all filled with hate.
Census Forms Are Coming To Town.

You won't vote Democratic,
That's just too bad for you.
They'll save your life if you agree,
To be a good Bundist, too.

Conservative thoughts?
Well, just say adieu.
Representation,
Won't be for you.
Census Forms Are Coming To Town.