Well, I came upon a homeless bum
He was walking along the road
And I asked him, Tell me, where are you going?
This he told me

Said, I'm going down to Washington
Gonna join liberal astroturf.
Going to get a free Tee shirt, free lunch, and bus ride.

We are Commies, we are moonbats,
We exhale a lot of carbon
And we got to get ourselves back to Obama.

Well, then can I roam beside you?
Seems that I'm now unemployed,
And I feel myself in need of bailout money.
And maybe we'll out do Glenn Beck
Maybe we'll get a government check.
But at least they're paying me
For signs I'm holding.

We are Commies, we are moonbats,
We exhale a lot of carbon
And we got to get ourselves back to Obama.

We are Commies, we are moonbats,
We exhale a lot of carbon
And we got to get ourselves back to Obama.

By the time we got to Com-stock,
Press said half a million strong
Because they use photogragh crowd Generators.
I fear I saw the end of Hope and Change
Falling like rocks from the sky,
Return to liberty
And save our nation.

We are Commies, we are moonbats,
We are caught in Obama's clutches
And we forgot we need clean up our own garbage