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Coward of the County

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Everyone considered him the coward of the county
He'd never stood one single time to say they acted wrong

Liberals call him Scottie, most folks just call him yellow
Something always told me the lies of Scottie were quite long

He was Sheriff 6 years long when Nikolas went to prison
Citizens called Scottie, 'cause they knew Cruz would use a gun
I still recall his Town Hall words to the the NRA by Scottie

"Son, their lives are over, so now I wanna take your gun”

“Take away your gun, cause the things that Cruz has done
Just run and hide from shooters if you can

It don't mean we're weak cause our cops turn the other cheek
I hope that Jake Tapper will understand
Jake, we don't have to try to kill the gunman”

There's someone for everyone, and Scottie's love is Scottie
In his mind, he is like “King” and “Abraham”

One day while he was working, Nikolas went shoot'n
He took shots at students, while no cops protected them

Scottie went on CNN, and saw the students were crying
Their shaved heads, the shattered look was time to make his stand

He reached the CNN micrphone, and painted a clear picture
As the tears fell on the students face, he spoke these words again

“Take away their guns, cause the things that Cruz has done
Just run and hide from shooters if you can

It don't mean we're weak cause our cops turned the other cheek
I hope Jake Tapper will understand
Jake, we don't have to try to kill the gunman”

Americans just laughed at him when he walked into press room
One of them got up and met him halfway 'cross the floor

When Scottie turned around they said, "hey look, old yeller's speaking"
But you could've heard a pin drop when Scottie's piss rolled down the floor

Twenty years of lieing was bottled up inside him
He wasn't holding nothin' back, he let 'em have it all

When Scottie left the press room, not an American was laughing
He said, "this one's for Scottie, as he restated this call

“I know that you're mad, cause the things I have not done
I walk away from trouble when I can
Now please don't think I'm weak, cause my cops played hide and seek

And NRA, I sure hope you understand
We're gonna take away your guns whenever we can

Everyone considered him the coward of the county

No humor here; this one is going to be fierce



The "PO-lice" in Broward County
They let a fiend slip through the cracks
And in a case of degraded timidity
They failed to stop a school attack

Heartbreakers, with your phony stats
I wanna tear your fraud apart
You fraud makers, with your phony stats
You went and tore their world apart

A middle aged coach in a hall way
He faced a gunman while unarmed
He died shielding kids from a lunatic
Guns laws meant he had no chance; no chance

Fraud makers, law breakers
You put the gun right in his arms
Cop fakers, blame makers
Caused a slug to rip into his heart

Oh yeah, oh yeah
Went and tore their world apart
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Want to tear your badge apart

Heart breaker, cop fakers
You stole the kids right from their arms
Fraud makers, law breakers
I want to tear your fraud
I want to tear your fraud
I wanna tear you proggs apart

Fraud makers, heart breakers
You stole the friends right from them
You stole the child right from them
Aw yeah
You stole the love right from their heart

I hear the intrepid Constable Peterson is about to receive a "Hero of Firearm Restraint"* medal for demonstrating "Conspicuous Caution While Dodging Fire." Let us, then, give him the serenade he deserves, Comrades

*(Known in the West as the "Croix de Jaune")

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Callmelennie wrote:I hear the intrepid Constable Peterson is about to receive a "Hero of Firearm Restraint"* medal for demonstrating "Conspicuous Caution While Dodging Fire." Let us, then, give him the serenade he deserves, Comrades

*(Known in the West as the "Croix de Jaune")
Most excellent Equality, Callmelennie...paw bump AND forelock tug t'ya Karaoke Hooligan. Jackalopes make a yellow vest look goooood.

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#BR 549

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I must have been dozing when these jewels hit..


 
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