Dear Miss Hillary

Narrator: And now it's time for silly songs with Chrissy
The part of the news where Chrissy COMES OUT and sings a silly song
We join Chrissy as he follows the tragic saga of Dear Miss Hillary
IN THE DAY TIME DRAMA ENDANGERED LOVE

Chrissy : Dear Miss Hillary (Hillary, Hillary)
You are the one for me (won't mention Benghazi)
Tingles up above (up above, up above)
You're now the one I love (I love, I love, I love)

Bill: "Please you must run Hillary
You've got nice thighs Hillary,
You've been so good to me
But I must go into the world and to noble things for the good of all
And you cant come because you don't do Frrrench
Au revoir"

Hillary: "But if you leave Bill
Who will take me to the ball?
Who's gonna take me to the ball, Bill?
I have a new dress and shoes
A new Hillary pantsuit
Who will take me to the ball?"

Chrissy : "I'll take you to the ball Dear miss Hillary!"

Hillary: "Pease don't go"

Bill: "I must"

Hillary: "Don't go!"

Bill: "I must!"

Hillary: "Don't!!"

Bill: "Must!!"

Hillary: "Don't don't!!!!"

Bill: "Must must!!!!"

Chrissy : Dear miss Hillary (Hillary, Hillary)
You are the one for me (one for me, one for me)
Sent from Obama (Hillary's from heaven)
You're now the one I love
Dear miss Hillary (Hillary, Hillary)
I'll be your mon amie (mon amie, mon amie)
I'll take you to the ball(to the ball, to the ball)
I hope your not too tall (they might have trouble dancing)

Hillary: "Bill, I've learned French"

Bill: "You have?"

Hillary: "Mais, oui. je suis Hillary. See?"

Bill: "Oui, oui mon amie
I always knew you could
I really hoped you would
Now can we go into the world and do noble things for the good of all?"

Hillary: "yes, but first, will you take me to the ball?
Oh, Bill, will you take me to the ball?"

Bill: "...I cant dance"

Hillary: "You cant!?"

Bill: "No"

Hillary: "I must go"

Bill: "Please don't go"

Hillary: "I must"

Bill: "Don't go!"

Hillary: "I must!"

Bill: "Don't!!"

Hillary: "Must!!"

Bill: "Don't don't!!!!"

Hillary: "Must must!!!!"

Chrissy : Dear miss Hillary (Hillary, Hillary)
you are the one...

SMASH!!!!

Bob: "Chrissy ...what are you doing?"

Chrissy : "Just reporting on TV...Bob"

Bob: "Well....maybe you should read a book"

Chrissy : "Yah, ok"

Narrator: THIS HAS BEEN SILLY SONGS WITH Chrissy
TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO HEAR BILL SAY

Bill: "Oh Hillary, I've learned to dance"

Hillary: "Oh, Bill"