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Dr. Feelgood

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Bat-shit Tony is a government hood
He's loved by Hollywood
He's a 5'5 heavy with data scehmes
He knows what's in your good

Task Force Tony, he's runnin' a gang
But I hear they're doin' OK
Got a cozy little job, for the government mob
Packages of hydroxychloroquine

He's the one they call Dr. Fauci
He's the one that makes ya feel alright
He's the one they call Dr. Fauci

Shops on the corner closed all the stores
Now nobody's gett'n paid
Tony's got it wired, closed for hire
Cause CLOVID is on the way

Got a little his way, closed business all day
But each day he can be be found
Telling stats to the sheep
The media elite
Call this Tony's town

He's the one they call Dr. Fauci
He's the one that makes ya feel alright
He's the one they call Dr. Fauci

He's gonna be your Frankenstein
I've got one thing you'll understand
(Dr. Fauci)
He's not what you'd call an economist man
(Dr. Fauci)
Got one thing that's easily understood
(Dr. Fauci)
He's the one that's gonna make you feel good


They'll tell you he's the king of the Washington scene
Governors can't do the job
Came by his fame as a matter of luck
Says he now makes the law

A bureacrat running out of juice
Trump may fire quick

Heard a rumour going round
Tony's going down
Cause "The Donald" is a Dick

He's the one they call Dr. Fauci
He's the one that makes ya feel alright
He's the one they call Dr. Fauci
He's gonna be your Frankenstein

Let him soothe your soul, don't touch his hand (Dr. Fauci)

Some people call him a little man
(Dr. Fauci)
Let him introduce himself real good
(Dr. Fauci)
He's the only one that'll make you feel real good

Guitars! (solo)

I've got one thing you'll understand
(Dr. Fauci)

He's not what you'd call an economist man
Got one thing that's easily understood
(Dr. Fauci)

He's the one they call Dr. feel good
Dr. Feelgood (Dr. Feelgood)
Dr. Feelgood (Dr. Feelgood)
Dr. Feelgood (Dr. Feelgood)

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You need a job baby, oh so bad
It may be the only one you'll ever have
And when we say we're gonna make things free
Don't you know you'll live without diesease

They call me (Dr. Gov)
They call me Dr. Gov (calling Dr. Gov)
I've got the cure you're die'n of (calling Dr. Gov)

And even though I'm full of shit
In the end you'll just give in
I'll get you through, there's nothin' you can do
You need the government, to end the Chinese Flu

So if you please get on your knees
We'll pay your bills, there are no fees
Baby, I know what your problem is
The first step of the cure is… RESIST

So call me (Dr. Gov)
They call me Dr. Gov (calling Dr. Gov)
I am your doctor of Gov (calling Dr. Gov), ha
They call me (Dr. Gov),
they call me Dr. Gov (calling Dr. Gov)
I've got the cure you're die'n of (calling Dr. Gov)

Ooh, they call me (Dr. Gov)
I am the doctor of Gov (calling Dr. Gov)
I've got the cure you're die'n of (calling Dr. Gov)

Ooh, they call me (Dr. Gov)
I am the doctor of Gov (calling Dr. Gov)
I've got the cure you're die'n of (calling Dr. Gov), yeah

Ooh, they call me (Dr. Gov)
I am the doctor of Gov (calling Dr. Gov)
I've got the cure you're die'n of (calling Dr. Gov)

Love, love, love, (Dr. Gov)
Love, love, love, love, (calling Dr. Gov) love Dr. Gov
(Calling Dr. Gov)

I've got the cure you're thankin' (Dr. Gov)
I've got the cure you're thankin' (calling Dr. Gov)
I've got the cure you're thankin' of (calling Dr. Gov)
They call me Dr. Gov (Dr. Gov)
They call me Dr. Gov (calling Dr. Gov)
I've got the cure

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Now, you've gone and done it, El Presidente!...your incendiary double shot cocktail of Karaoke Hooliganism about the good doctor FeelScared has Aunt 'pelipsky all lit --

with no place to go.

Forelock tug for that double libation, El P. (pun intended)

Ok, Karaoke Hooligan Brigade, get your best drill boots on and let's Doctor Boogie Man like a pole dancin' baby mama trying to make it in Amerikkka!

You know the hustle!

'pelipsky




One, two, three..fire!..

Doctor boogie man that's what he am
He's here to do so ChiComs can
Be it early mornin' late afternoon
Or at midnight it was never too soon

His facts head fake us he wins to scare us
He wants to ruin KAG's all all for them
He wants to be KAG's be KAG's germ football
Pretends to be the one ya trust most of all, oh yeah

Doctor boogie man he's ChiCom's boogie man
Turn him off
Doctor boogie man he's ChiCom's boogie man
Do what KAG wants!

Doctor boogie man ChiCom's boogie man
Turn him off
Doctor boogie man Chicom's boogie man
Do what KAG wants!

Doctor boogie man that's what he am
He's here to do so Chicom's can
Be it early mornin' late afternoon
Or at midnight oh. it was never too soon

He first head faked facts his win to scare us
He wants to ruin KAG's all - all for them
And Cube wants you to completely understand
Just where he's at and where he am - oh yeah

Doctor boogie man ChiCom's boogie man
Turn him off
Doctor boogie man ChiCom's boogie man
Do what KAG wants!

Doctor boogie man ChiCom's boogie man
Turn him off
Doctor boogie man Chicom's boogie manDo what KAG wants!
Doctor boogie man ChiCom's boogie man
Turn him off
Doctor boogie man Chicom's boogie man
Do what KAG wants!

Doctor boogie man ChiCom's boogie man,
Doctor boogie man that's what he am
He's here to do so ChiComs can
Be it early mornin' late afternoon
Or at midnight it was never too soon

KAG won't be like them, don't want be like them
Yeah KAG'll be together you and me
KAG wants to see you ah get near you
KAG wants to love you ah from sundown sunup, oh yeah oh yeah

(Comrade Brigade of Karaoke Hooligans marching in lock step to this fake and hustle. Get snappy out on the dance floor, and make it look easy, comrades! *


Doctor boogie man that's what he am
He's here to do so ChiComs can
Be it early mornin' late afternoon
Or at midnight it was never too soon

He want to please them he wins to scare us
He wants to ruin KAG's all all for them
He wants to be KAG's be KAG's germ football
Pretends to be the one ya trust most of all

Doctor boogie man aha
Doctor boogie man aha
Doctor boogie man aha
Doctor boogie man aha

Woah!

Sing it Comrades!

oo-oo-ooo-o-ahh-ahh
oo-oo-ooo-o-ahh-ahh
oo-oo-ooo-o-ahh-ahh

*---Or we'll get Czarinna Googie in for Basic Training in Comportment and Style with the last of her unchipped Bavarian china saucer balanced on your head,
just know up front ---failure is not an option.*

Nikita Yuri and Iosef!! My Gramsci, with this level of equality going on at the Karaoke, I may finally avail myself of the opportunity to retire to the Boxer Memorial Rest Home

First Comrade has informed me that he has reserved a prime billet for me as a reward for my being the "glue that held the Karaoke together" at a critical time

PEOPLES DARK HUMOR EXPLAINER:

See Animal Farm, Chapter 9 for illumination about "Boxer Memorial Retirement Community" reference

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Callmelennie wrote:Nikita Yuri and Iosef!! My Gramsci, with this level of equality going on at the Karaoke, I may finally avail myself of the opportunity to retire to the Boxer Memorial Rest Home

First Comrade has informed me that he has reserved a prime billet for me as a reward for my being the "glue that held the Karaoke together" at a critical time

What are you talkin' about great glib hooliganator of Karaoke??

The way the mythical horned rodent eyes up the Current Truth™ is that how can there be a Memorial, when we's ain't even started our Red Boxer 2020 Revolution to end this bunch tryin' to creep up on us, comrades.

Memorials...later...comrades, we got to keep it together with rubber bands, spit wads, and glue.

Get to chewin' appropriate ammo, comrades --- load your cannons-- and drop the big one on this bunch like they were 7th period French.

'pelipsky


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Doctor, doctor give me your views...
I gotta bad case of Wuhan flu....

Chloroquill cant cure my ill
I gotta bad case of Wuhan Flu

Im back, thanks to the blandishments of Sweet Lipesky Rodent. Got some epic Hooliganizing going on in the ol Hooliganator ... a veritable Hooligan-osity, if you will. Hopefully by tomorrow

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El Presidente wrote:
Bat-shit Tony is a government hood
He's loved by Hollywood
He's a 5'5 heavy with data scehmes
He knows what's in your good

Task Force Tony, he's runnin' a gang
But I hear they're doin' OK
Got a cozy little job, for the government mob
Packages of hydroxychloroquine

That you got that in a lyric is worthy of our most equal award.

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Since we all doin' that Doctor thing........


I got Covid when I was 60 old
Disease was takin' a toll
Now I'm on the verge of a
Covid take-down
It's healin' body and soul

It's so crazy
But you know that I like it
I've found a cure for my body and soul
I've got dosed with hydroxychloroquine

I dosed everyday
I dosed every-night
I took it till I knew Covid's licked
Now I'm on the verge of a
Covid take-down
This stuff don't know meaning of quit

It's so crazy
Yes you know, but I like it
It crushes Covid,
My brain is back in order
But this is what the doctor ordered
Yes, it is

I dosed everyday
I dosed every night
I took it till I knew Covid's licked
Now I'm on the verge of a
Covid take-down
This makes liberals lose their shit

It's so crazy
But I like it
It crushes Covid, it's hydroxychloroquine
And it's just what the doctor ordered

Just what the doctor ordered
Just what the doctor ordered

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Callmelennie wrote:PEOPLES DARK HUMOR EXPLAINER:

See Animal Farm, Chapter 9 for illumination about "Boxer Memorial Retirement Community" reference
dark humor.png

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Groucho Marxist wrote:
El Presidente wrote:
Bat-shit Tony is a government hood
He's loved by Hollywood
He's a 5'5 heavy with data scehmes
He knows what's in your good

Task Force Tony, he's runnin' a gang
But I hear they're doin' OK
Got a cozy little job, for the government mob
Packages of hydroxychloroquine

That you got that in a lyric is worthy of our most equal award.

Looks like the hydrozychloroquine equality awards are shared equally, Mass Hooliganator!

Dose up liberally, it's what the Doctor ordered.

forelock tug,
'pelipsky

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Groucho Marxist wrote:
El Presidente wrote:
Bat-shit Tony is a government hood
He's loved by Hollywood
He's a 5'5 heavy with data scehmes
He knows what's in your good

Task Force Tony, he's runnin' a gang
But I hear they're doin' OK
Got a cozy little job, for the government mob
Packages of hydroxychloroquine

That you got that in a lyric is worthy of our most equal award.

I never thought my goal in life would be to write the word "hydroxychloroquine" into a song lyric, comrades. But here I am. Thanks for your most glorious praise.

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Groucho Marxist wrote:I dosed everyday
I dosed every-night
I took it till I knew Covid's licked
Now I'm on the verge of a
Covid take-down
This stuff don't know meaning of quit

Oh my. Too funny.

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El Presidente wrote:
Groucho Marxist wrote:I dosed everyday
I dosed every-night
I took it till I knew Covid's licked
Now I'm on the verge of a
Covid take-down
This stuff don't know meaning of quit

Oh my. Too funny.

The title Mass Hooliganator of Karaoke Hooliganism is equally deserved honorific.

True story, when TPC arrived on scene 15 years ago, the mythical horned rodent was already well into 15 years of lifetime gulag prison term for daring to say, teachin' a mixed up kid NOT to feel remorse for having done something really MIXED UP is not going to be in his long term well-being. That kind of mercy and compassion for a MINOR was deemed dangerous and threatening to the tax paid psychologist getting paid to maintain and possibly further confuse the MINOR's emotional disturbance. So, the obvious choice was to increase quota of patients in need of STATE supplied mental health...or else. 30 years, comrades, of living in 'or else'.

So, 'pelipsky the mythical horned rodent talkin' complete sanity in an insane world, was created. Only the advent of The People's Cube and the TPC Karaoke Mill where it was okay -- even encouraged -- to tell jokes only prisoners could laugh at - because if guards laughed - the entire prison system order would break down - kept this Russian Agent's mind limber.

'pelipsky has much to atone for in 15 years of gratitude to the entire team of comrades of Karaoke Hooliganism. Now, in recovery of autoimmune disease that almost sucked the mythical horned rodent below the earth's crust, joining the crue of hooligans that had brightened daily gulag life over the years, seemed just too good to be true.

Report any guard found laughing at any Karaoke Hooliganism until we are all EQUAL.

forelock tug for years of service to The People™,
Jackalopelipsky
Russian Agent
#BR 549
with love, xxx


 
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