O ears, ears, ears
Now if there's two big things 'round my head
They're only there like the elephant, Dumbo
But no one best ever mention it
Don't tell me, that's quite a real sore subject

But don't let my big ears fool you
U.S. — I'm gonna redo
Really, I'm mad, oh madder than mad
You're racists — I'll hurt you so bad
Like a clown, I appear, just a tad

Well, times run out for you, I say
I don't care 'cause you're my prey
These ears of a clown, gonna run you aground
Mmm-umm, oh, I'm Barry

Now if I appear so nonchalant
It's only to camouflage my maddness
In order to shield my a-gen-da
To cover my crimes with a round of nine holes

But don't let my big ears fool you
That I'm just Happy Gilmore
Decimate all, oh, look for it so
I'm mad and you're all gonna know
But my media puts on a show

Oh, there's some sad things known to man
And Mooch is much more one of them
Said ears of a clown
Run your country aground, oh yeah

Just like Mussolini did
I try to keep my madness hid, smirking in the public eye
But in my White House room I spy, with ears of a clown
With many drones around

Oh, I'm Barry

Now if there's two big things 'round my head
Don't let my big ears fool you
U.S. — I'm gonna redo
Don't let this clown hat fool
Make you think I'm all hot air
Really, I'm mad, hurt you so bad