Everybody was Suiciding

Oh-no-hoh-Nooo
Oh-no-hoh-Nooo
Oh-no-hoh-Nooo
Oh-no-hoh-Nooo

Everybody was Su-i-ciding
Clintons are fast as lightning
In fact, they really are frightening
And they do it with just in timing

There was Mary Mahoney and Kathy Ferguson
They had killed them all off
They were knocking them down
It's Arkansawyer art
And everybody knows their part
Some had a fateful little trip
And some frothing at the bit

Everybody was Su-i-ciding
(auuugh)
Clintons are fast as lightning
In fact they really are frightening
They can off with expert timing

There was Vinny Foster and then ol' Eddie Willey
T'was said, Word came from big boss, your number's called
The cameras turned off
Started swaying with a rope
A sudden trigger made them slip
But no gun was found in their grip

Everybody was Su-i-ciding
(AAAAAHHHH)
Clintons are fast as lightning
(Auuugh)
In fact, they really are frightening
(Arrrrrgh)
And they do it with just in timing
(Agghhhh)

Oh-no-hoh-Nooo, ha
Oh-no-hoh-Nooo, ha
Oh-no-hoh-Nooo-ha
Keep on, keep on, keep on
Sure enough

Everybody was Su-i-ciding
Clintons are fast as lightning
In fact, they really are frightening
And they do it with just in timing
Su-i-ciding , had to have good timing...
 

 

....Chum in the water, dying like flies
Chum in the water....bompt, bompt, bompt...

JackalopelipskyRose
 

More Dr Seuss-cide Classics for the Comrades perusal

I Got Whacked Going to Solla Sollew
The 500 Hits of Bartholomew Cubbins
And To Think I Slept Thru It At The MCC
Hillie Hushes a Who
Oh, The Ways You Can Go
Mr Jeff Is Due; Are You?
Prints On Vince
Twine on 'Stein
How The Clints Stole Justice
The Snitches And Other Stories
Jeffrey McBing Boom
 

I saw nothing on Mulberry Street
 

Groucho Marxist

I saw nothing on Mulberry Street

Wasn't that the book that was ghost-written by Sgt Schultz, Comrade Director .... under the original title of ..... "Ich Sehe Nicht Auf Der Mulberrystrasse."
 

I'd fly from Pedo Isle
To silence you tonight
So if we do you wrong
Turn off the camera
Our ties with press are strong
Distort reality
But now the spotlight's off
Oh Jeffrey dance with me

Knot it up ... Jump down
Knot it up ... throw him down to the ground
Knot it up ... put down
Knot it up ... And hang it on the goiter line

Everybody have fun tonight
(Everybody gets hung tonight)
Everybody Swing Chung tonight
(Everybody gets hung tonight)
Everybody Swings Chung tonight
Everybody have fun

Deep in midtown tonight
We're sleeping safe and sound
That was a close one (close one)
Just put ol' Jeffrey down

Shut him up .. put down
Shut him up ... put him down in the ground
Shut him up ... put down
Shut him up ... Shut up what's inside of him

Everybody have fun tonight
(Jeffrey's body got hung tonight)
Jeffrey's body Swang Chung tonight
(Everybody have fun tonight
Jeffrey's body got hung tonight
Jeffrey's body got hung tonight
Jeffrey's body Swang Chung tonight
Everybody have fun

On the edge of delirium
Our whole elite is Babylon
And all the Clints and everyone
A plane of pervs is flying on
(Everybody) Everybody have fun tonight
(Jeffrey's body) Jeffrey's body got hung tonight

Across the nation, around the world
Jeffrey's body got hung tonight
A perv predation, so spread the word

(Some weak ass lyrical blather that I'm going to ignore)

Everybody have fun tonight
Jeffrey's body got hung tonight
Jeffrey's body Swang Chung tonight .....
 

Hanging out with boon companions of Karaoke Hooliganism is to die 4. Just Swang Chung and have fun tonight.

'pelipsky
 

The origin of "Swang Chunk", Tovarish Lipskoye Dorogoye* can be traced to my early years in the Karl Marx treatment center when my bloodsucking, financiopathic, hetero-patriarchico-dysnormative tendencies were so strong that the usual course of daily, corrective truncheon beatdowns were unavailing

So the guards resorted to numbchuks. And as they beat me, they would sing, "Everybody have fun tonight; everybody swang chuks tonight." As this proved to be the treatment that allowed me to win the victory over my previous odious self, I have always treasured that bit of corrective hooliganism
 

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I have always treasured that bit of corrective hooliganism

Weehell, however you get your super freak on, Comrade...

and 'pelipsky hates to mention it ...but you may need to book another swang chuks basement treatment..those hetero-patriarchico-dysnormative tendencies are on the rise...that damn Trump!! He makes hetero-patriarchio-dysnormative behavior look so cool and is leading Comrades of Karaoke Hooliganism into thought error. Swang Chuks treatment can get you thinking KKKorrect in a session or two..'specially if you get to likin' it. an, they got this special Cube Members Only offer; book three sessions and get one free.

your 'compassionate' Karaoke Hooligan boon companion,
Jackalopelipsky
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