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Guatemala Girls (and other dreadful Beach Boy parodies)

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Well, the Kennedy girls are hip
I really dig the status they yield
And that Shriver girl with her lack of fat
She keeps me from straying too far afield
The bodybuilder groupies really make you feel alright
And the Hollywood tramps with the way they tease
They keep me groping day and night

I wish they all could be Guatemala
Wish they all could be Guatemala
I wish they all could be Guatemala girls

Well the Hispanics have the macho culture
And the girls all act so sweet
I dig a sense of discretion about my cheating ways
To keep me safe from Maria's heat
I've been all around the Hollywood sets
And I've harassed all kinds of girl
But I can't wait to get back to the house
Back to the sweetest gal in the world

I wish they all could be Guatemala
Wish they al could be Guatemala
I wish they all could be Guatemala girls

I wish they all could be Guatemala ...




Stan Stan Stan Stan Stanley Ann
Stan Stan Stan Stan Stanley Ann
Oh Stanley Ann, forsake this land .. Stanley Ann
You love the Marxists and the Muslims,
Muslims and the Marxists, Stanley Ann

Sent to Hawaii learning Marxist governance
Saw Stanley Ann and did marriage malfeasance
On Stanley Ann (Stan Stan Stan Stan Stanley Ann) Come meet my clan
You love the Marxists and the Muslims
Muslims and the Marxists, Stanley Ann

Stan Stan Stan Stan Stanley Ann
Stan Stan Stan Stan Stanley Ann
Oh Stanley Ann .. travel to my land, Stanley Ann
You love the Marxists and the Muslims
Muslims and the Marxists, Stanley Ann

Tried Adimuu
Tried Dabikuu
Tried Gharibuu, but I knew I wanted two
Stanley Ann (Stan Stan Stan Stan Stanley Ann)
Come join my clan, Stanley Ann
You Love the Marxists and the Muslims
Muslims and the Marxists, Stanley Ann

(let's go now ...)
(hey, come on ...)
(ow ...)
(Sctatch it, Carl, scratch it)
(What about 'ol Lola in Indonesia..)
(Good call, Carl...)
(Let's go one more ....)

Woke up in Jakarta to the sound of the adhan
Rolled over in bed and saw my sweet Stanley Ann
Oh, Stanley Ann (Stan Stan Stan Stan Stanley Ann) My Stanley Ann
You love the Marxists and the Muslims
Muslims and the Marxists Stanley Ann

Stan Stan Stan Stan Stanley Ann
Stan Stan Stan Stan Stanley Ann
Oh Stanley Ann, come hear the adhan, Stanley Ann
You love the Marxists and the Muslims
Muslims and the Marxists Stanley Ann

Stan Stan Stan Stan Stanley Ann

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Help Us, Fonda

Well Uncle Ho was down cause Nixon had him on the run
But Janey came along and sat down at an ack gun
Well Fonda you looked so fine
And I know it wouldn't take much time
For you to ... help us Fonda
Help us get 'em out of the South (Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao)
Oh help us Fonda; help help us Fonda
Help us Fonda; help help us Fonda
Help us Fonda; help help us Fonda
Help us Fonda; help help us Fonda
Help us Fonda; help help us Fonda
Help us Fonda; help help us Fonda
Help us Fonda; help help us Fonda
Help us Fonda, Yeah
Get em out of the South

Well the North was gonna be Marxist
And South was gonna remain free (Oh, Fonda)
But the liberals came around and spiked it with their treachery (Oh Fonda)
Oh Fonda you bought our lies
And we never knew the reason why
Why you .. helped us Fonda
Helped us get 'em out of the South (Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao)
Yes, you .. helped us Fonda; helped helped us Fonda
You helped us Fonda; helped helped us Fonda
You helped us Fonda; helped helped us Fonda
You helped us Fonda: helped helped us Fonda
You helped us Fonda; helped helped us Fonda
You helped us Fonda; helped helped us Fonda
You helped us Fonda yeah
Get 'em out of the South

I can't stop myself comrades




Round, round get around .. I get around
Yeah get around (round round round) the people's will
I get around, (get around round round) The new kids in town
(Get around round round) I'm the Hopeychange Man
(Get around round round) Disdain the Founders' plan
Get around round round I get around

I'm getting bugged being constrained by the Founders' script
I gotta plant more judges whose views are hip

My tactics and me are getting real well know
Yeah the RINOs know it and they leave me alone

I get around (get around round round) The new kids in town
(Get around round round) I'm The Hopeychange man
(Get around round round) Disdain the Founders' plan
Get around round round, I get around
I get around .. Round. (Yeah, ah ha ha ....)

We also use the courts when we can't pass our laws
And we've never missed yet with the Commerce Clause

The EPA churns out regs cause it wouldn't be right
To leave the Cap and Trade defeated in a Senate fight

I get around (get around round round) The new kids in town
(Get around round round) I'm the Hopeychange Man
(Get around round round) Disdain the Founders' Plan
Get around round round, I get around
I get around round (yeah ah ha ha; yeah ah ha ha) ....

Comrade Lennski - I think you have another album on your hands - Pet Gulag Sounds - Chalupski.



 
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