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Half (To The Power of 9) Breed



My (great X9) father (or was it my mother) married up a Cherokee (maybe)
The Harvard proggies sought diversity
I faked it to teach at Harvard Law
Now wingnuts always call me Indian Faux

Half (of half of half of half of half of half of half of half of half of half) breed
That's the thing I'm starting to hear
Half (of half of half of half of half of half ....yadda, yadda) breed
Could put a crimp in my career
Half (of a half, of a half ... plus seven more) breed
She's a fraud they warned
Bloggers have been mocking since this story was born

We settled nicely into Harvard Town
When you play race cards you can hang around
Now wingnut bloggers making fun of me
Give her life tenure she's (slightly less than .1%) Cherokee

Half (to the power of 9) breed
That's what I'm starting to hear
Half (cubed, then cubed, then cubed again) breed
May put a crimp in my career
Half (well not quite) breed
Dont take that test they warned
Fraud has only increased since this story was born

May run for Pres cause I have no shame
It's how we roll, tell me who's to blame
That Trumpian tweek exposed my ethnic scam
Now people see how white I truly am

Half (Sheeyah, right) breed
That's all I ever hear
Half (As IF!!) breed
This hoax does not endear
Half (i'm at a loss for words) breed
Dont take that test they warned
Gonna make me wish that I was never born

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Pure blood, Lizzy has pure blood
Achromatic and Caucasian like snow in the morning
Pure blood Lizzy has Pure blood
Ninety-nine and ninety nine one hundreds percent Pure blood

You spoke of your bloodlines (bloodlines)
Lying through your teeth
'bout cookbooks, high cheekbones, and parent's sorrows
Soft ball questions (questions)
From media
Then facts slapped you in the head
You know you look so sappy ( You look so sappy)


Pure blood, Lizzy has pure blood
Achromatic and Caucasian like snow in the morning
Pure blood You're a picture of Pure blood
Ninety-nine and ninety nine one hundreds percent Pure blood
Ninety-nine and ninety nine one hundreds percent Pure blood
Ninety-nine and ninety nine one hundreds percent pure Blood

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I must say Comrade Lennie... Your work is unequivocally unequal....

And a doubleplusequal portion of gratitude back atcha', Comrade Groucho. I found that there was quite a bit more math involved in this effort than usual

Thankfully, I was able to tap into the math prowess that allowed me to be one of Wall Street's foremost capital-fascistic, financiopathic speculators in a past, pre-Cube life


 
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