Once there was a way to get Deplored Ones
Once there was a way to make them groan
Speak pretty Nazi dont be shy
For we must circumvent their lies

Horrid slanders fuel their lies
Bile awaits your each reply
Speak pretty Nazi, do not shy
And we will circumvent their lies

Once there was a Lake to rebut hoaxsters
Once there was a Lake to make them foam
Speak, little Kari, do not shy
For they must answer for their lies

Boy, you're gonna harry that Lake
Harry that Lake a long time
Boy, we're gonna carry that Lake
Carry that Lake crost goal line

You never give them their premise
You just rebut insinuations
And in the middle of an explication
They break DOWN

Boy, were gonna carry that Lake
Carry that Lake a long time
Boy, were gonna Kari that Lake
Kari that Lake crost goal line

Oh yeah, all right
Are we gonna deflate their schemes .. tonight

Faux news, Faux news, Faux news, Faux news, Faux news, Faux news

And in the end
The news you fake
Is equal to the votes
She will take

(OH! ... And one more thing...)

Oh, Kari Lake's a pretty nice girl
But once was a Progg I hear
Oh Kari Lake's a pretty nice girl
But she change from year to year
I wanna tell that I love her a lot
But Im gonna get pillaged by FBI
Oh Kari Lake's a pretty nice girl
Today, I'm gonna make her mine Oh yeah
Today I'm gonna make mine

My Governor, that is (Snorf!!)

Kari Lake my wayward Mom
You'll be smeared before its done
Lay your talking head to rest
Dont you lie no more

Once I added to the noise and confusion
Just to justify more leftist intrusion
I was swallowed in the mire
Then I said, "No more"
From my catbird seat I still was a blind ma'am
Now my eyes can see, they call me a mad ma'am
I hear their voices in a clamor
I can hear them say

Kari Lake, Extremist One
Devotee of Q anon
Vote denier like the rest
Dont you try no more

Castigated as a fount of unreason
My campaign is the surprise of the season
And if they claim that I'm a nutter
Well that means that they dont know
In a dismal time of wholesale corruption
Its my fate to channel people's irruption
Im on a course to be their champion
I can hear them say

Kari Lake, Our Favored One
There's no peace until we're done
May your weary quest be blessed
Shout our cry once more

Kari Lake! .. We will never surrender
Kari Lake! .. Must prevail in November
Now your mind is not conflicted
Sure, accession waits for you

Kari Lake, our Favored One
They'll draw blood before its done
Must not falter in your quest
Our birthright's no more

This one was commissioned by Comrade Director Groucho himself, so the full blame for the hooliganization of the absolutely dreadful lyrics of the original song MUST be placed at his feet alone



Hey, Kari Lake
Hey, Kari Lake

When you were an anchor, the game was simple
You were the Liberal, they were Deplorable
Then you echoed right wing cranks and Birchers
Whats the attraction in what they're saying

Hey Kari Lake, whats your game now
Can any nutter play
Hey Kari Lake, whats your game now
Can any nutter play

You were never anything special to me
Quite the Dependable; toe-ing the Progg line
You lost belief as you got older
Why is your blind faith disappearing?

Hey Kari Lake, what your game now
Can any Nutter play
Hey Kari Lake, what your game now
Can any Nutter play

You're so .. you're so like a Bagger today
You're so .. you're so like a Bagger today

People live and learn, and now you're teaching
You open minds and Fake News' the subject
When the lesson's over, they'll see clearly
Then they'll hear their friends and neighbors saying

Hey, Kari Lake, what's your game now
Can any Nutter play
Hey, Kari Lake, whats your game now
Can any Nutter play

You're so .. you're so like a Bagger today
You're so ... (yadda, yadda)

Kari Lake .. Kari Lake .. Kari Lake

Most equal comrade... I'll share the next two rats I capture

I dont know what it is Comrade Director. I guess I'm just Hooked on Lake.

This bestest funny jokemaking, да? I use pun on last name of man for to make most clever pun joke, is it not so, Comrade? Why then are you not from laughter convulsing?

(PROGG CUBETARD OFF: Probably because they are unaware that Kari Lake once teamed up on local news station with a John Hook, and they were known as Hook and Lake)