NEA and SSA and EPA and they are all together
See how they spend like pigs with no end
See debt so high - I'm crying

Regulating cornflakes - diplomas from ivory towers
Environmental impacts Davis Bacon guidelines
Man you've been a naughty boy you didn't fill this form

I am the wage man
They are the tax man
I pay for all us - goo goo g'joob

HHS and DHS and IRS employees in a row
See how they run everything by the gun
See how they try - I'm crying - I'm crying - I'm crying

Dumb annoying bastards - bureaucratic imbiciles
USDA guidelines - EEOC tables
Boy you've been a naughty girl you missed a deadline date

I am the wage man
They are the bag men
I pay for all us - goo goo g'joob

Sitting in the DMV I'm number forty one
If the call don't come you get a fine for standing in a fugging line

I am the wage man
They are the bag men
I pay for all us - goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob

Texting sexting choking smokers
Don't you think these jokers laugh at you
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See all their pride - I'm crying

Alphabetic horsesh#t - multi-letter acronyms
No one can explain them - or anything they do there
Man you should've heard the she-ite at the DOE

And did I mention
I pay their pensions
I pay for all us - goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob.....

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Too much vodka when I copied Hawk's song and added what I thought was missing verse - humble apologies to most equal Hawk.