I Got You, Bae

They're just like Sonny and Cher!




(Joe:)
They call me “Old and Senile Joe,”
I won't find out unless— you know…
[Barry:]
Well I’m sure that all of that is true
‘Cuz you got me, and Joey, I own you

[Barry:]
Bae
[Both:]
I got you bae I got you bae

[Joe:]
They say you made me President
Before my campaign money was even spent
[Barry:]
Well, I guess that's so since we had a plot
And it sure was worth all the things we got

[Barry:]
Bae
[Both:]
I got you bae I got you bae

[Barry:]
You get powers and “the thing,”
Cuz I got you to kiss my ring
[Joe:]
The voters were had like so many clowns
And if they’re scared now, just wait around

[Joe:]
So let them mock my hair implants
I don't care ‘cause now I’m in their pants
[Barry:]
Then keep your little ass all calm:
There ain't no hill or mountain we can't bomb

[Barry:]
Bae
[Both:]
I got you bae I got you bae

[Barry:]
I chose you because you’re bland
[Joe:]
I can hardly understand
[Barry:]
I got you to work for me
[Joe:]
It’s just a circle jerk to me

[Barry:]
I got you to kiss my ass
[Joe:]
I got lots of bills to pass
[Barry:]
I got you, I won't let go
[Joe:]
C’mon, man: I know! I know!

[Both:]
I got you bae
I got you bae
I got you bae
I got you bae
 

Maybae they are like Sonny and Cher, but if 'pelipsky remembers correctly Cher bae'd Sonny to Kolymawood Gulag for thoughts via the XXV Amendment of irreconcilable moral differences. Is Joenny being adequately protected by his chocolate chip delivering Mom?

All Kamalarad's know Cherbama has Grendel's mother protecting him...and she's only safely viewed in a polished bronze mirror - not face to face conventional warfare.

forelocktug,
'pelipsky