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IOTW Theme Song



Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started when this commie schmuck
Took over our gubmint

The mate was a Pinko artist man
The Skipper brave and sure
Us passengers set sail that day
For a four year long tour - a four year long tour

Civility was getting rough
The tiny blog was tossed
If not for the courage of our fearless crew
Our country would be lost - our country would be lost

The blog set ground on the shore of this
Uncharted desert isle
With Irony - Hippie Critic too
The Big Fur man and his hat
Illustr8r - Mr. Pinko and Admin Girl
We Own This Big Fur's Isle!!

So this is the tale of us castaways
We're here for a long long time
We'll have to make the best of things
It's an uphill climb

The Curtain and the Fur Man too
Will do their very best
To make the libs uncomfortable
In our freedom loving nest

Shut Up! Eat Peas! Drive Hybrid Cars!
For you no luxury
Like Stalin's Mother Russia
As primitive as can be

So join us here each day my friends
You're sure to get a smile
From all us stranded castaways
Here on Big Fur's Isle!!

Here's a couple of more iotw tunes, Chalupney ... let's make an album



iowntheworld
iownthemoobats
iowntheway to make their heads explode
So let's keep posting
Here's a pic of Pelosi now
It's searing out my eyes
It's true we're gonna burn them down
Just you and me

(That's all we need from that one, seeing as how nobody knows anything but the refrain))



ADMIN GIRL

Admin Girl
I've been postin at her surreal "world"
I'll bet she never knew a Zonie* guy (Zonie Guy)
I'll bet the Fur Hat never told her why (told her why)

I'll make a song to the Admin Girl (Admin Girl)
I've been posting on her surreal "world" (surreal worls)
As long as my sense of humour can (humor can)
I know that someday she will call me Len (call me Len)
That's who I am

And when she sees this
She'll crack a little smile
And when she wakes up
She'll think of me for a while

She'll see I'm not so dumb
Just because
I've made a song for the Admin Girl (Admin Girl)
I've been posting on her surreal "world" (surreal world)
And I can only hope she's doing fine (doing fine)
Cause we haven't heard from her for some time (for some time)
So drop a line

Admin girl
You know I can't afford to buy her pearls
But maybe someday when this song is done (song is done)
She will understand I'm a lot of fun (lot of fun)

And when she's talking
She's sounding so fine
And when she comments
She treats me so kind

She'll say I'm not so dumb
Just because
I spun a song for the Admin Girl (Admin Girl)
I've been posting at her surreal "world" (surreal world)
And as long as my sense of humor can (humor can)
And I now I know that she will call me Len (call me Len)
That's who I am

Admin Girl
She's my Admin Girl
You know this was a song
For the Admin Girl, my Admin Girl
You know this was a song
For the Admin Girl, my Admin Girl
You know this was a song
For the Admin Girl .....

*Zonie -- someone from Arizona

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Excellent work comrades! Extra beets for both of you.

(now where did I put that ukulele and grass skirt?)



Sounds good Lennski - this one should close out Side Two -

When The Country's Over

Yeah C'mon
When the country's over - when the country's over yeah
When the country's over - I Own The World
I Own The World - I Own The World

When the country's over - when the country's over
When the country's over - I Own The World
I Own The World - I Own The World

For the Worlders are your special friends
Dance on libs as they intends
Worlders are your only friends
Until the end - until the end - until the end

Cancel my subscription to the New York Times now
Send my credentials to the house of correction
I got some friends inside

The Farce and his prompter won't stop
The gal with the big ass eats slop
A feast of fiends - connive! she cried
Waiting for me - outside!

Before we sink into the poor house
I want to hear - I want to hear
The scream of the Hildebeast

Come back founders - back into our arms
We're getting tired of hanging around
Waiting around with our heads on the ground

I hear a very gentle sound
Very near yet very far
Very soft yet very clear
In their graves, roll away

What have they done to our world?
What have they done to our fair country?
Ravaged and plundered and ripped her and bit her
Stuck her with knives as they laughed on the lawn
And tied her to dunces and dragged her down

I hear a very gentle sound
With your ear down to the ground
We Own The World And We Want It...
We Own The World And We Want It...
Now - Now? - NOW!!!!!

Arab spring babe - see the light babe
Save us - Jesus - Save us!!!!!

So when the country's over - when the country's over yeah
When the country's over - I Own The World
I Own The World - I Own The World

Well the Worlders are your special friends
Dance on libs as they intends
Worlders are your only friends - until the end
Until the end - until the end!!!



My dearest Comrade Chalupney, after that most equal of magnum opuses, I feel truly humbled to add this puny insignificant tribute to our noble founder, Big Fur Hat

(Daa da da daa da daa) ..... Wooooah! .... unnh, unnh, unnh
H0-o-o-o-o-o-o-ly Shi-i-i-i-it!

Oh he's a Fur ........ Hat
He's naughty naugh-tay
Just searing my eyeballs out
And he's a Fur ..... Hat
He's on the attack and that's a fact
Ain't holding nuthin' back
Ow, he's a Fur ..... Hat
We work together, everybody learns
And this is how the worm has turned

He knows he's got everyone
That a wingnut needs to torch the 'Tards
How can he lose, with the talent he use
Hippie Crit, Irony, Mr Pink
Oww, what a pack of cards

Yeah, he's a Fur ...... Hat
He's nutty, nut-tay,
Just searing my eyeballs out
And he's a Fur ..... Hat
Oh, he's on the attack and that's a fact
Ain't holding nuthin' back
And he's a Fa-HUR ...... Hat
Yeah, he's the one, the only one
To say Meesh is an Amazon

His shoppin' skills, his slash and burn ways
Makes a proggtard wish for pre-internet days
He know he's skilled and he's got the guts
Sho' nuff drop kick The One in the nuts

Oh, he's a Fur ...... Hat
Yeah, he's nutty, nut-tay
Just searing my eyeballs out
And he's a Fur ...... Hat
He's on the attack and that's a fact
Ain't holding nuthin' back

Scrape 'em down, scrape 'em down now
Sacred cow, sacred cow now
Scrape 'em down, scrape 'em down now
Sacred cow, sacred cow, cow, cow
Scrape 'em down, scrape 'em down now
Sacred cow, sacred cow now
Scrape 'em down, scrape 'em down now
Sacred cow, sacred .... OWWWWW!

.... FUR! ..... HAT!
Yeah, he's naughty naugh-tay
Just searing those eyeballs out
OWWW! ... FUR! ..... HAT
Yeah, he's the one, the only one
To draw Meesh like an Amazon own

Scrape em down, scrape em down, scrape em down now
Sacred cow, sacred cow, sacred how now
Scrape em down, scrape em down, scrape em down now
Sacred cow, sacred cow, sacred ...
Scrape em down, scrape em dowm, scrape em down now
Sacred cow, sacred cow, sacred how now
Scrape em down, scrape em down, scrape em down now
Sacred cow, sacred cow sacred ...




Gone Gone Gone

Well we've been having a little trouble lord
But we're keepin it together yeah
Old Pinko just walked out the door
He said this time forever

It ain't the first time mister
Pinko it won't be the last
I'd better get on Facebook
And do some drinkin fast

Cause he's gone gone gone
I don't know if he's happy
I do know that I'm sad
He's gone gone gone
I don't know if we'll cry
I don't know if we'll die laughing

Well I'm gonna miss your comments
And your posting and your style
I'm gonna miss your take on all the news
And talkin all the while
I'm gonna miss you moppin up the libs
And helpin with our blues
You know I think we got ourselves dismayed
But no we'll never lose

It ain't the first time mister
Pinko it won't be the last
I'd better hit the blogs now
And do some drinkin fast

Pinko's gone gone gone
This time he isn't fired
But this is just as bad
He's gone gone gone
I don't know if we'll cry
I don't know if we'll die laughing

It ain't the first time mister
Pinko it won't be the last
Now get yourself together
And do some thinkin fast
Cause he's gone gone gone
You know the progs are happy
You know your fans are sad
He's gone gone gone
We cannot say goodbye
We'd rather all be here laughing

Here is being my entry into the "Come Back, Little Pinko" competition, using same song Perhaps we will call these two songs, "Dueling Pinkos" Is good joke, Comrade Chalupney?


Yeah, we had ourselves a dust up, Lord
And we ain't keeping it together
Pinko just gave The Hat the bird
Says this time it's forever
It ain't the first time, Pinko
Pinko, it won't be the last
Got to get with the Fur Hat
And sear some eyeballs fast

Cause it goes on and on and on
Sometimes he gets you laughing
Sometimes he drives you mad
But libs press on and on and on
We gotta keep up the fight
Or else they'll snuff the light .. of happyness

Well, I've tangled with the Fur Hat, too
Cause one time he got me riled
You know I just wanted to grab his throat
And squeeze it for a while
You know I was about to disowntheworld
If it weren't for old Chaloop
But you know I'd miss those Pelosi pics
That sear away my blue* (eyes, that is)
You ain't the first one, PINKO
PINKO, you won't be the last
Got to get with the Fur Hat
And sear some eyeballs fast

Cause it goes on and on and on
Sometimes he gets you laughing
Sometimes he drives you mad
And libs press on and on and on
We gotta keep up the fight
Or slip into the night .. of unhappiness


It ain't the first time. Pinko
Pinko, it won't be the last
Gotta put it past you
And do some postin' fast
Cause libs press on and on and on
I don't know if we'll stop them
I just know we have to try
The shit goes on and on and on
We gotta stand and fight
Or they'll steal our children's right

To find happyness

What a find! Big Fur's Isle is SWEET! Chalupa, you have done Sherwood Schwartz proud!

Herr Doktor (living in the Yesternow - for now)


 
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