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Is John a Long Tall Texan?

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G'mornin' Comrades.

Aunt 'pelipsky was wondering if you might join Aunt P in her big Texazistan Shout-Out to Big Bad John Cornyn. <----yes, comrades, that, Big, Bad John.

The myth and legend of The Republic of Texazistan is what's on the menu, comrades of Karaoke Hooliganism.

An, iffins the Lone Star of the Republic ain't a legend anymore's...then all you comrades living in those 49 lesser, but just as equal, starred States,..well, comrades this could be a whole deconstructed United Soviet States Republic world of hurt.

Myths and Legends of lines in the sand and comrades crossing that line to stand in lock-step marching formation for Liberty and Justice... even iffins said comrades die with their boots! on matters, comrades.

Right?

Aunt 'pelipsky, the mythical horned rodent believes ---but then Aunt P learned early on not to let facts interfere with what this mythical horned rodent thinks. Aunt P. lives in that original version world and has the mythical horned rodent t-shirt to prove Aunt P was there...first. wink.

Aunt 'pelipsky
Russian Agent
#BR 549
with love, xxx

The original version heard on the AM radio when 'pelipsky was bussed to elementary school



The burger stand's juke box version



The Original Basket of Deplorables #BR 549 version



The Romance of the Brazos Valley of Texazistan - the birth place of the Republic version



Gid-di-up!

Well John's a long tall Texan
He wears a ten-gallon hat
(John rode from Texas wearing a ten-gallon hat)
Is John a long tall Texan?
He wear a ten-gallon hat?
(He rode from Texas wearing a ten-gallon hat)
Well MAGA look at John and KAG sez

Oh, John, Oh John
Put on your hat!
(John rode from Texas wearing a ten-gallon hat)

Well John's a long tall Texan
John rides a big white horse
(He rode from Texas on a big white horse)
Sez he's long tall Texan
John ride your big white horse
(He rode from Texas on a big white horse)
Well MAGA look at John and TEX sez
Oh John, Oh John
Get on your horse!
(He rode from Texas on a big white horse)

Well now get walking down Burr's street
With your shiny badge
Make Burr tremblin' there at KAG's feet
We see this Burr a'sleazin
Come on be Big John coz
KAG just want Burr beat!

Yes be a long tall Texan
Get enforcing justice for the law
(You rode from Texas to enforce the law)
Well be a long tall Texan
Just enforce justice as the law
(You rode from Texas to enforce the law)
Well MAGA look at John and KAG sez
Oh, John, Oh, John
Is you ‘bout law?
(You sent from Texas to enforce the law)
Well John's a long tall Texan
Just be a long tall Texan


 
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