Adnan, there's no need for despair
I said Adnan, you've neglected your prayers
I said Adnan, now it's time to prepare
There's no need to fear The Fire

Adnan, there's a place you can go
I said Adnan, where you can salvage your soul
You can go there .. and they'll make you a bomb
It's the best way to spread Islam

It's fun to join up with ISIS
It's fun to join up with ISIS
They have everything for the Righteous Path
You can steer clear of Allah's wrath
It's fun to join up with ISIS
It's fun to join up with ISIS
You can take a few heads, you can shoot a Yazid
You can do whatever they need

Adnan, are you listening to me
I said Adnan, might get a Ghilmani*
I said Adnan, you can make kuffar scream
But you got .. to know one thing
Allah .. says you must go to hell
So Adnan, put your fear on the shelf
And join up .. with the ISIS
I'm sure he'll forgive your vices

it's fun to join up with ISIS
It's fun to join up with ISIS
They got everything, help a man lose his load
You can hook up with all the goats
It's fun to join up with ISIS
It's fun to join up with ISIS
You can stone a girl down, you can chop a thief's hand
You can spread terror through the land

Adnan, I was once in your place
Would be cast down .. to that infernal place
I thought Allah .. was preparing The Fire
I thought "No way .. to dodge .. His ire"
That's when .. blind shaykhs came up to me
And said Achmed, still a chance for Houri
There's a group now .. called the ISIS
They can teach about throat slicing

It's fun to join up with ISIS
It's fun to join up with ISIS
They got everything to make themselves seem deranged
You can burn a guy in a cage
ISIS ... It's fun to join up with ISIS

Adnan, Adnan, there's no need for despair
Adnan, Adnan, so you've missed a few prayers
ISIS, just join up with ISIS
Adnan, Adnan, I was once in your place
Adnan, Adnan, I feared the fiery place .....

*(Ghilmani -- young boys of perfect beauty who serve women delicious confections in Islamic heaven. Although it's not stated explicitly, Muslims believe that they were also created for sexual encounters -- for both sexes)

Where can you spread terror
Cleanse the world of error
Of the West's apostasy
Where can you begin
To make Allah's extreme laws come true
For the Jews and for Dhimmmis
Where can you learn to fly
Planes into tall high rise
Cause a great catastrophe
Sign up for the Taliban
Where an aircraft unmanned
Blasts your cave with Hellfire heat

In the jihad .. Yes, you can nail the Seventy
In the jihad .. Turn the clock back centuries
In the jihad .. It's what the Prophet does command
In the jihad, in the jihad .. Might rend a thieving hand
In the jihad .. Come on, expand the Ummah land
In the jihad .. Come on, disjoint your fellow man
In the jihad .. Come on, martyr, burn that stand
In the jihad, (In the jihad) In the jihad

They have need, they have need
They have need for some more fresh meat

If you're soul's indentured
Hurry, lest you enter
Blazing Fire where you'll be cast
Dont you detonate
Shahid, if you'll just wait
They're wiring up your bomb vest fast
Maybe you are too young
To explode today
But dont you worry bout a thing
For I'm sure we'll have use
For Allah's good crazies
Projecting mass insanity

In the jihad .. Yes, you can nail the Seventy
In the jihad .. Yes, you can cause the West unease
In the jihad .. C'mon and join eternal war
In the jihad, in the jihad ... Cant you see you'll earn the whores
In the jihad .. C'mon expand Islam by sword
In the jihad .. Come on, and do things they'll abhor
In the jihad .. Come now, Caliphate's restored
In the jihad (In the jihad) In the jihad (In the jihad)

They have need, they have need
They have need for some new shahids (Bil 'lah?)
The have need, they have need
They have need for some more fresh meat

Al. Ham. Du. ... Al. Ham. Du. ...... Al. Ham. Du .... Al. Ham. Du .... Al. Ham. Du.*

(But .. but I'm afraid of bloodshed
Hey, brother, I get sick just looking at those beheading videos
How am I gonna live in a cave?)

In the jihad .. Yes, you might score a Ghilmani
In the jihad .. Yes, your soul can rest at ease
In the jihad .. Come on, now people slash a throat
In the jihad, in the jihad .. Might attack a Navy boat
In the jihad .. See the madness you'll promote
In the jihad .. Here's a lyric about a goat
In the jihad ..............................

*(Al Hamdu -- First part of "Al Hamdu Lilah" which stands for "Praise be to Allah.")

callmelennie these are brilliant!!!!

PROGG OFF: The gist of these parodies is that young Muslims who have been living sinful lives are susceptible to recruitment by terror organizations. The pitch is that their souls are so in the red from their misdeeds that they'll never get back to even keel. Hence their only recourse is to commit an act of jihad, which wipes the slate clean

In the case of Omar Mateen, if he was in fact a closeted gay Muslim, this theory would still apply to him -- the only way to cleanse his unclean soul was to commit an act of jihadi violence, especially against the group that was attempting to lure him into the eternal Fire. And the fact that gays were openly engaging in homosexual behavior would be seen by a Muslim as openly mocking Allah -- a wrathful deity who will punish those who insult and those who allow the insult to stand

How did I miss these before, Comrade Callmelennie? Very well done and thank you for your expertise and knowledge on this subject!

Holy Marxist Collective, Rad-man, I've done it again. I was just trying to delete some comments which are no longer needed and I somehow reposted the song I was editing. I (heh, heh ..heh)really need to get a handle on this, or all you Kameraden will think I'm just trolling (heh) for extra hits (ha ha) like a capitalist, or something (heh, heh ... heh)

So, pay no mind to this. There's nothing new here. Nothing at all. (Seriously)



Where can you spread terror
Cleanse the world of error
Of the West's apostasy
Where can you begin
To make Allah's extreme laws come true
For the Jews and for Dhimmmis
Where can you learn to fly
Planes into tall high rise
Cause a great catastrophe
Sign up for the Taliban
Where an aircraft unmanned
Blasts your cave with Hellfire heat

In the jihad .. Yes, you can nail the Seventy
In the jihad .. Turn the clock back centuries
In the jihad .. It's what the Prophet does command
In the jihad, in the jihad .. Might rend a thieving hand
In the jihad .. Come on, expand the Ummah land
In the jihad .. Come on, disjoint your fellow man
In the jihad .. Come on, martyr, burn that stand
In the jihad, (In the jihad) In the jihad

They have need, they have need
They have need for some more fresh meat

If you're soul's indentured
Hurry, lest you enter
Blazing Fire where you'll be cast
Dont you detonate
Shahid, if you'll just wait
They're wiring up your bomb vest fast
Maybe you are too young
To explode today
But dont you worry bout a thing
For I'm sure we'll have use
For Allah's good crazies
Projecting mass insanity

In the jihad .. Yes, you can nail the Seventy
In the jihad .. Yes, you can cause the West unease
In the jihad .. C'mon and join eternal war
In the jihad, in the jihad ... Cant you see you'll earn the whores
In the jihad .. C'mon expand Islam by sword
In the jihad .. Come on, and do things they'll abhor
In the jihad .. Come now, Caliphate's restored
In the jihad (In the jihad) In the jihad (In the jihad)

They have need, they have need
They have need for some new shahids (Bil 'lah?)
The have need, they have need
They have need for some more fresh meat

Al. Ham. Du. ... Al. Ham. Du. ...... Al. Ham. Du .... Al. Ham. Du .... Al. Ham. Du.*

(But .. but I'm afraid of bloodshed
Hey, brother, I get sick just looking at those beheading videos
How am I gonna live in a cave?)

In the jihad .. Yes, you might score a Ghilmani
In the jihad .. Yes, your soul can rest at ease
In the jihad .. Come on, now people slash a throat
In the jihad, in the jihad .. Might attack a Navy boat
In the jihad .. See the madness you'll promote
In the jihad .. Here's a lyric about a goat
In the jihad ..............................

*(Al Hamdu -- First part of "Al Hamdu Lilah" which stands for "Praise be to Allah.")