My peeps see me everywhere.
They think this is my hair.
But myself, I can't deceive,
I know it's only make believe.

My one and only prayer, I'll have real nappy hair.
My hopes, my schemes come true, I'll be black like you.
No one will ever know, I'm whiter than snow.
My only prayer will be, I'll get my EBT,
But it's only make believe.

My hopes, my schemes aren't true, I'm white, I'll hide from you.
My race, not character, Screw Martin Luther King.
My tan I will control; you really can fake soul.
My only prayer will be, real nappy hair for me,
But it's only make believe.

My one and only prayer, more cans spray on tan.
My hopes, be black come true, and Jenner's a woman too
No one will ever know, that I'm whiter than snow.
My only prayer will be, I'll get an EBT
But it's only make believe.

And this is why you are the Great and Powerful Comrade Groucho Marxist. I have ripped what is left of the hem of my prison smock and am scrubbing your cell floor for your worthy feet while you are out taking your bows. :)

I think my beet borscht was a tad curdled...

Then I'll give you mine. I picked the curdles out.