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"Hunter Biden's Greatest Hits"

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Well, Daddy got him navy gig we can attest
Joe Biden's Lil' Boy, they all said
And a snort of coke ruined a routine drug test
Joe Biden's Lil' Boy, they all said
Well, he's just Joe Biden's Lil' Boy

He turned in rental car with pipe full of crack
Joe Biden's Lil' Boy, they all said
And he fathered a stripper's kid on a lark
Joe Biden's Lil' Boy, they all said
Well, he's just Joe Biden's Lil' Boy

Ooh, ah-ooh, ooh-ooh, Joe Biden's Lil' Boy
Ooh, ah-ooh, ooh-ooh, Joe Biden's Lil' Boy

He took in millions from Burisma job
Joe Biden's Lil' Boy, they all said
And Dad fired Ukraine lawyer, then flew back home
Joe Biden's Lil' Boy, they all said
Well, he's just Joe Biden's Lil' Boy

After all these years the news is out of the hole
Joe Biden's Lil' Boy, they all said
How he flew to China and scored ten Mil on dad's phone
Joe Biden's Lil' Boy, they all said
Well, he's just Joe Biden's Lil' Boy


Ooh, ah-ooh, ooh-ooh, Joe Biden's Lil' Boy
Ooh, ah-ooh, ooh-ooh, Joe Biden's Lil' Boy

Ooh, ah-ooh, ooh-ooh, Joe Biden's Lil' Boy
Ooh, ah-ooh, ooh-ooh, Joe Biden's Lil' Boy



We were shaking down Ukrainians
The way we always do
How were we to know
We'd grift the Russians, too

He was careless with his laptop
It put campaign at risk
Cue Dorsey, Zuck and Guthrie
Steve, get me out of this

I'm unscrupulous swamp dweller
Somehow I got exposed
By the last honest paper
This emperor has no clothes
Yes, I dont have no clothes
Well, I dont have no clothes

Now I'm hiding in my basement
I'm a sundowning man
Cue networks, tweets and Zuckie
The shit has hit the fan

Send Dorsey, George and Zuckie (huh)
Send lawyers, Zuck and Guthrie
Send Lemon, George and Guthrie
Send Georgie, Zuck and money .....

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You hooligans are some lyrical Russian Assets!

forelock tug to know you,
Jackalopelipsky
Russian Asset
#BR 549
with lovexxx


Nay, nay Comrades, the equality must go to Comrade Zevon and "Lawyers, Guns and Money" As our knuckle dragging, deplorable, hillbilly comrades are wont to say ... "They's equality in them thar lyrics."

Ergo the equality of my hooliganism cant possibly be equal to the equality of yours, Comrade Director. Because the inequality of the equality lies in the quality of Zevon .... (What the Foccault am I talking about?)

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Well I snorted coke off a hookers ass
The camera was filming me
But left laptop at computer store
Poor poor cokehead me

Poor poor cokehead me
Poor poor cokehead me
Now ol' Rudy's on TV
Won't have mercy on me
Dad is history...


Well, met stripper in Arkansas
She wasn't playing games
The issue was my parenthood
A child with the Biden name
Her lawyer worked me over good
He was a credit to defenders
He put me in some payments, Lord
Child care expenditures


Poor poor cokehead me
Poor poor cokehead me
Now ol' Rudy's on TV
Won't have mercy on me
Dad's history...


Well, I was on a board in the Ukraine
It was Burisma
Prosecutor tried to take me down
He got fired, "thanks to obama"


Poor poor cokehead me
Poor poor cokehead me
Now ol' Rudy's on TV
Won't have mercy on me
Dad's history...


Poor, poor cokehead me
Poor, poor cokehead me

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The Mass Hooliganator is B.A.C.K. and all's right at The Karoake Mill Corral in the mythical mind of a horned rodent.

That Rudy - "don't laugh...this is the Presidency we're talkin' about here"...

Rudy


Hunter's Greatest Hits is it now. Why, it's almost as if the Comrade Director is laying down a hooliganistic gauntlet. Am I hooligan enough to rise to the challenge? I believe I am

Look for a Lon Chaney-ish werewolf with perfect hair at Trader Vic's thingie within the next few hours



I saw a Biden with a Chinese pay out in his hand
Walking thru the halls of Burisma in Ukraine
He said he was looking for a guy named Victor Shok'
Gonna serve a big dish of employment pain

Uh Whoooooo? Bidens of DC .. Uh Whooooo
Uh Whoooooo? Bidens of DC ... Uh, Whoooooo

You see him growling about his econ clout
You know someone's gonna get skinned
Little prosecutor got shit canned late last night
Bidens of DC again

Uh Whoooooo? bidens of DC .... Uh, Whoooooo?
Uh Whoooooo? Bidens of DC ... Uh, Whoooooo?

He,s the pallid feeble gent, who's alone in his basement
Lately he's been dodging Q's about Hunter
You better not egg him on
He'll call you racist, Don!!
Ha! I'd like to meet his censor

Uh, Whoooooo? Bidens of DC ... uh, Whooooo?
Uh, Whoooooo? Bidens of DC ... Uh, Whooooo?

I saw a young Biden misplacing a laptop
Screwing the Bidens of DC
I saw Joe Biden SENIOR dancing around laptops
Doing the Bidens of DC
I saw a Biden taking some Adderall before a debate
His face looked awful (Wha-?

Uh, Whoooooo? Bidens of DC ... Uh, Whooooo?
Do lines ...
Uh, Whooooooooo?
Bidens of DC .....


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Disordered Hunter's House
Big Club ranneth over
Plaster's falling down in pieces at mention of Ukraine

Disordered Hunter's house
Time to duck and cover
Deep State - opters cover over what's germane

Disordered Hunter's House
Reptile Kingdom
Hunter's on the lawn staggering around

Disordered Hunter's House
It's a flawed Biden System
Laptop fly in the ointment's gonna bring this Hoax thing down

The Deep State's wide open
Joe's let this demon loose
The big guns all woken
And news crawlin' through Hoax ruse

Disordered Hunter's House
Hunter's fate worse than fame
Even the facto exo seems to be ashamed

Disordered Hunter's House
The doors are coming off the hinges
The earth will open and swallow up this real mistake

Pop just got half paycheck
Time's gonna make the whole town say
Whether it's a night in Russia or a pole dance matinee
It's not home of the brave or the land of the free
Here the less you know the better off you'll be

Disordered Hunter's House
All bets are off
Joe's sprawled across his rotten sport in despair

Disordered Hunter's House
He'll live with the losers
And watch this rundown through his sordid affair

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I hear Balalaika music on the video
And my pipes they glow in the dark
And I'm there with her smoking crack
And she's damn sure not a narc

Hunter Biden gettin' higher
In bathtub sinking down
And I'm all strung out on cocaine
On the hard-drive they found

Well, I'm sittin' here playing solitaire
With my Dell laptop deck
And daddy won't give me no more China dough
Since they cut off my Ukraine checks

Hunter Biden gettin' higher
In bathtub sinking down
And I'm all strung out on cocaine
On the hard-drive they found

Well, I pawned my dell computer
And I went to meet my man
He hangs out down on Alvarado Street
By the Pioneer chicken stand

Hunter Biden gettin' higher
In bathtub sinking down
And I'm all strung out on cocaine
On the hard-drive they found

Hunter Biden gettin' higher
In bathtub sinking down
And I'm all strung out on cocaine
On the hard-drive they found

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Hunter was a coke head
He was Truly his father's son
With his cocaine he got higher
Snorting to be done
Deals were sealed in Ukraine
and bribes that were paid
He set out for those in China
To get more easy pay

Through 2012 and 13
They bought the Ukraine store
With their fingers in the kitty
Knee-deep and more
The days and nights they bartered
The Ukraine's to their knees
They filled the coffers stealing
And then they scalped the Chinese

Hunter the Biden's stoner
Hunter the Biden's stoner

His daddy flew beside him
obama did the rest
But of all the Biden Stoners
Hunter was the best
So then ol' Rudy decided
He wanted Hunter head
That son-of-a-bitch ol' Rudy
Blew up Hunter's spread

Hunter the Biden's coke head stoner.
Biden's knavest son
Time stands still for Hunter til he gets another score

You can still see his stoned out body
Stalking through the night
He's the zombie shell of Joseph Biden's son
He's the zombie shell of Joseph Biden's son


You can search the internet
For the folks who'd done him in
They're in Kiev and China
Trying to give Russian spin
Hunter the knave Biden son
He didn't say a word
But he knew his crooked dealings
Were covered by Zuckerberg

Hunter the Biden's coke head stoner
Hunter the Biden's coke head stoner
Hunter the Biden's coke head stoner
Talkin' about the scam
Hunter the Biden's coke head stoner

The eternal Biden stoner
Still staggerin' through the night
Now all these years later
But he still looks for a light
In Ireland, In Lebanon
In Palastine and Berkley
It gets worse
Hear the snort
Of Joseph Biden's son
And snot it.

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I see jackalopelipsky got a line too

Good one

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just a little side dish for The Party™.

snortin' off a hooker's ass

That line sent the horned rodent on a trip to find side-dish to fleshpot out the Mass Hooligantor's MOAB - MotherLand of all Beets - line.

And there it was...

Hunter's on the lawn staggering around

Just a side dish for "Hunter's Greatest Hits" So glad you are b.a.c.k. and cookin' with BiGASS.

last None Fox Set word to you, tell us what you can wrap this FishyJo'Boy up to go for all the comrades out there having their collectives burned down...

But of all the Biden Stoners
Hunter was the best
So then ol' Rudy decided
He wanted Hunter head
That son-of-a-bitch ol' Rudy
Blew up Hunter's spread

Dzhumping Dzhugashvili!!* By the blood of the Troskyite-Zinovievite-Kameneyevite martyrs, this thread is exploding faster than a Hunter Biden sex scandal; its popping like a Jeffrey Toobin dick joke!!?)

*(Peoples Joke Explainer - Dzhugashvili is Iosef Stalin's actual last name, pronounced "Jugashvili" There is no "J" sound in Russian, so a non-Russian name with "J" in it is spelled as "Dzh" ..... Is getting best joke now, Comrades?)

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What if Putin has RussianProof® of Hunter's Laptop?


 
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