Liberal girls just seem to find out early
How to open doors with just a smile
A rich old man
And she won't have to worry
She'll dress up in boob belts and call it style

Late at night the old White House gets lonely
I guess every form of refuge has its price
And it breaks her heart to think her love is
Only given to a man with hands as cold as ice

Then he tells her he must go out for the evening
To comfort an old friend who's feelin' down
But she knows where he's goin' as he's leavin'
He is headed for ol' Reggie's side of town

He can't hide his lyin' eyes
And his smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your lyin eyes

On the other side of town his boy is waiting
with fiery eyes and dreams no one could steal
He drives on through the night anticipating
'Cause he makes him feel just like he wants to squeal

He rushes to his arms,
They fall together
He whispers that it's only for awhile
He swears that soon he'll be comin' back forever
He pulls away and leaves him with a smile

He can't hide his lyin' eyes
And his smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your lyin eyes

She gets up and pours herself a strong one
And stares out at the stars up in the sky
Another night, it's gonna be like prison
She draws the shade and hangs her head to cry

She wonders how it ever got this crazy
She thinks about a boy she knew in school
Did she get tired or did she just get lazy?
She's so far gone she feels just like a fool

My, oh my, you sure know how to arrange things
You set it up so well, so carefully
Ain't it funny how your new life didn't change things
You're still the same old girl you used to be

You can't hide your lyin eyes
And your smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes
There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes
Honey, you can't hide your lyin' eyes

Yes... Yes... the kulak girls... yes - not a parody... Although they did seem to hide them for a while...

Anon E. Mouse,
The Anonymous 1