Media Man (Epstein Didn't Kill Himself)

It's five o'clock on a Saturday
The rent-a-cop guards shuffle in
There an old perv sprawling lifelessly
But Epstein didn't kill himself
He said, "Son will you spin out a fantasy"
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's false and its vile, like my home Pedo Isle
And Epstein did not kill himself
Oh lie the lie how he died
Lie, lie how he died, dum
Spin us a yarn, you're the Media man
Make up some crap tonight
For we're all in the mood for some comedy
And Epstein did not kill himself
Now Jeff in the cell was a friend of mine
I flew on his plane for free
And he's quick to get choked
A garrotte on his throat
But there's some fate that he'd rather see
He said, "Bill I believe this guy's killing me"
As the smile ran away from his face
And I'm sure I could be a witness star
But I dont think I'll survive this place
Oh lie the lie how he died
Lie the lie how he died ... yadda
Now Paul is a CNN fabulist
Who never attracted a wife
And he's talking to Davy, drummed out of the Navy
And Epstein did not take his life
And the jail guards are practicing negligence
As the killer man breaks a small bone
Yeah, they're sharing a stink they call malfeasance
And Epstein did not die alone
Sing us a yarn, you're the media man
Make up some sh*t tonight
For we're all in the mood for beclownery
And Epstein did not kill himself
It's a pretty good bribe for a Saturday
As the Clintonite gives me a smile
Cause he knows it is me who will nap thru this spree
And Epstein did not kill himself
And the media barks at a carnival
And the pedophiles no longer fear
And we look at his cell and just know that it smells
And say "Man, he was murdered, its clear"
Oh, lie the lie how he died
Lie, lie how he died ......
Sell us some bull, you're the media man
Epstein did not kill himself
Cause we all want to see more beclownery
And Epstein did not kill himself

CATO THE ELDER: Carthago delenda est .. et Epsteino nunc delenda sui.
JULIUS CAESAR: Veni Vidi Vinci .. et non delenda Epsteini
MOHAMMED THE PROPHET: La illahi ilaa Allah wa Mohammed rasool Allah ... wa lam yuqtulu Ibstiin nefsahu
PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION: We the people of the United States of Americs, in order to creste a more perfect union .... do ordain and establish this Constitution .. and that Epstein did not kill himself
DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE: We hold these truths to be self evident: That all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights; that among these is the right to utterly reject the laughable cover story that Epstein killed himsel
PATRICK HENRY: As for me, give me liberty or give me death .. but dont give me this line about Epstein killing himself
LAVRENTIY BERIA: Give me the man and I'll give you the crime … but, c'mon man, Epstein did NOT kill himself
FDR: Yesterday, December 7 1941, a date which will live in infamy, the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of japan ... and Epstein didnt kill himself
JFK: Therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words, "Ich bin ein Berliner ... unt Epstein nicht ist ein suicider

Ohn byl OO-beet; ohn byl OO-beet ……. (He was murdered; he was murdered)
Eto ubiytstvo; nye ubival syebya ……. (It is murder; did not kill himself)
Ohn byl OO-beet; ohn byl OO-beet
Eto ubitstvo; nye ubival syebya

This song is a lament; but also a work song, which goes
Ey OOgh-nyem; Ey, OOgh-nyem …….. Hey, LET's heave; Hey, LET's heave
Ye-SHOW razeek; Ye-SHOW da raz ……. One MORE (little) time; One MORE time
(The idea is everyone pushes together on the stressed syllable)


