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Modern Minor-General

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Modern Minor-General
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I am the Barry model of a modern Minor-General
I'm ops formation war-able, Nobel, and minaret-able
I know the kings Arabia, and I quote the lies historical
From Abbottaba to Tripoli, in order for kinetical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters Koranic-al,
I understand terrorists, both the simple and fanatical
About Jerusalem, Israel it's teeming with lots o' Jews,
With many good ideas I have about forcing them to truce

I'm very good at war-y things and really making a big mess
I haven't got an f'n clue and this I must to you confess
In short, in matters war-able, Nobel and minaret-able
I am the Barry model of a modern Minor-General.

I know my commie history, Lenin's and Troika's;
I answer hard questions, I've got the telepromptas
I quote in silent praise all the crimes of Hezbollah
In Palestine I can bow to all of those murderous;
I can tell undoubted Army from Navy and Marines
I know the croaking chorus from Muezzin Call of all Hoorah!
Then I can use a water board like George Bush he did before,
And forget all the names of the men who kick in the door

Then I can pretend to know the proper saluting form
And polish the shiny brass on my general's uniform:
In short, mis-information vegetable, Nobel, and minaret-able,
I am the Barry model of a modern Minor-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "Hamas" and "Taliban",
When I can tell at sight a M4 rifle from a Javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "we are getting shot at",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery—
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy—
You'll say a better Barry Minor-General has never yet to be

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the 7th century;
But still, in matters war-able, Nobel and minaret-able
I am the Barry model of a modern Minor-General.
I am the Barry model of a modern Minor-General.

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I must say this was quite a remarkable feat....


 
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