Does Government think they'll take my rifle?
Do they think my rifle's their booty?
I've got an Amendment for my rifle
I go with my rifle contently

The gall – doublespeak – my Congressman – vote – betray
Stockpile! They're schlepps! Their lies malign!
They show the signs they have no spines —

They're not fooling me – they want my rifle
You can go to Zanzibar —
You can hunt me down THAT far
My rifle stays like sticky glue – there you are!

Play their games and spout their dogma
All to make a big name
Highest bidder and we're in the sh*tter
Money rules it's a shame

They're never content
Our laws they forget
They act like Soviets
A lobbyist threat
Their thinking is aimless
Their D.C. address
They're sick – that's for yessir
And that is just for starters
They socialize throughout the night
Like Gubmit Movie Stars
They like to taunt and take those jaunts
To places wide and far

Doesn't matter what the gender
We are armed to be defenders
No let up – they're rotten to the core!
D.C.'s just a crock and they want more —

They're not fooling me they want my rifle
And they want my vote – bizarre!
And that's a bridge much too far
My rifle stays like sticky glue – there you are!