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OBAMA, OBAMA (Dear Abby, Dear Abby...John Prine)

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Obama, Obama (sung to the tune of Dear Abby, by John Prine)



Obama, Obama
My feet are too long
My hairs falling out
I lean right, I feel wrong.
My lib'ral friends tell me I've no friends at all.
Can Wright or Bill Ayers please give me a call?
-signed Bewildered

Bewildered, Bewildered,
You have no complaint,
You are what you are and you aint what you aint.
So listen up buster, yes listen up friend,
My name is Obama and your heart I will mend.

Obama, Obama
My wood shingles leak
I owe on two house loans
My bank account's weak.
Now I've been laid off, I hear it's widespread
If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead.
-signed Unhappy

Unhappy, Unhappy,
You have no complaint,
You are what you are and you aint what you aint.
So listen up buster, yes listen up bud,
Soon trillions of TARP funds will come as a flood.

Obama, Obama
You won't believe this
It hurts like the dickens when ever I piss.
My girlfriend she tells me it's all in my head.
But I need that free healthcare before I am dead.
-signed Needa Doctor

Needa Doctor, Needa Doctor
You have no complaint,
You are what you are and you aint what you aint.
You should have used free condoms handed out at the schools.
I sure hope that pain don't move down to your jewels.

Obama, Obama
Well I never thought
That me & my girl friend would ever get caught.
We will remain single so we qualify for
The government handouts, we won't work anymore.
-signed New Daddy

New Daddy, New Daddy
You're on the right track
But it's not the best time for you to sit back.
You see capitalists abound in bunches galore.
It's time to become a community organizing whore.

Obama, Obama
I work at the mills
I have an affordable mortgage & pay all my bills.
Why spend all these trillions on your socialist schemes?
There's not enough income to tax for your dreams.
-signed Fiscally Responsible

Fiscally Responsible, Fiscally Responsible
You have no complaint,
You are what you are and you aint what you aint.
I am your messiah so don't be a dope.
Don't make the false choice between the change and the hope.

SIGNED OBAMA


 
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