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One Night in Wuhan

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Wuhan, Oriental city
But the city don't know what the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the virus world
Wet market with everything that's for dinner

Big flies - each and every minute
since the bats you bought had the virus in it
All changed, don't you know that when you
eat at this market its no ordinary menu…
for Shanghai, or the Mingguang, or Beijing
Or ... or this place!

One night in Wuhan and the world's your oyster
The bars and temples spread a bad disease
You'll find the flu in every Chinese cloister
And if you're lucky, you are disease free
I can feel a fever from COVID-19



One town's very like another
When the virus comes to your city, brother

It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be eating at wet markets
not eating in the city
Whattaya mean?!

You've seen one crowded, polluted, infected town
Tea, bats, warm and sweet, sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset Mandarin suite
Get tied, you're talking to a tourist
Whose every move's among the purest
I get my treats out of your waste line, sunshine!

One night in Wuhan makes a hard man tremble
Not much between despair and a bad disease
One night in Wuhan and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with what you're eating
I can feel the COVID walking next to me


Xi'an's gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of Chinese fitness
This grips me more than would a tummy ol flu
a restaurant Buddha

Thank God I'm only coughing a bit, controlling it

I don't see you guys eating
The kind of meals I've been contemplating

I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the food I choose would just disgust you.

So, you better go back to your bars, your temples ...
your "massage parlors" …

One night in Wuhan and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples spread a bad disease
You'll find some cod in every golden cloister
A little flesh, a little history
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One night in Wuhan makes the hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Wuhan and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with what you're eating
I can feel the devil spreading inside me

"One Night in Wuhan" rocks the Karaoke
The song's a temple to equality

You'll find a bug in every spoon of Bat Guk
And if you're lucky you'll be symptom free
I'm getting fevers from that bat puree

(What a great title!!)


 
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