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One Toke Over The Line



One toke over the line sweet Caesers
One toke over the line
Sit in DC way above my station
One toke over the line

Awaitin' for the plane that goes home sweet ferry
Hopin' that the plane is still mine
Sit in DC messin' up the nation
One toke over the line

Who do you love - I hope it's me
I've been evolving - as you can plainly see
I felt the joy and I learned about the pain
That my mentors said
If I should choose to let 'em really see
The campaign'd be dead

And now I'm one toke over the line sweet Caesers
One toke over the line
Sit in DC way above my station
One toke over the line

Awaitin' for the plane that goes home sweet ferry
Hopin' that the plane is still mine
Sit in DC messin' up the nation
One toke over the line

I sail away from Moose's bile
And now I'm returning showing off my smile
I lied about girls and I loved myself anew
And to my surprise
Like everything else that I've been through
I'm getting scrutinized and now I'm

One toke over the line sweet Caesers
One toke over the line
Sit in DC way above my station
One toke over the line

Don't you know I'm just
Awaitin' for the plane that goes home sweet ferry
Hopin' that the plane is still mine
Sit in DC messin' up the nation
One toke over the line

Don't you know I'm just
Awaitin' for the plane that goes home sweet ferry
Hopin' that the plane is still mine
Sit in DC messin' up the nation
One toke over the line

I want to be
One toke over the line sweet Caesers
One toke over the line
Sit in DC way above my station
One toke over the line

Don't you know I'm just
Awaitin' for the plane that goes home sweet fairy
Hopin' that the plane is still mine
Sit in DC messin' up the nation
One toke over the line
Sit in DC way above my station
One toke over the line
One toke one toke over the line.

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You will surely be labeled a subversive for that one.

I don't expect an invitation to the Choom Gang any time soon, Comrade Groucho.

Ever hear the Choom Gang jingle, Comrade Chalupney

Don't Barrack that joint my friend
Pass it over to me
Don't Barrack that joint my friend
Pass it over to me

He po-o-o-o-o-o-o-oached another one
Just like the other one
He's been hijacking all night
And I still haven't had a hit

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In your choom gang you smoked at the pumping station
Car roof hitting, no smoke wasted or coughing.
The Choom wagon full of precious pakalolo.
You stepped in to catch an interception.
While on your way to see your dealer Ray

Never have so few read so many great lyrics!

Chalupa, I nominate you as the Kommissar of Komedy Kubists.

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Oh Bammy
Yes he's a commie
He's just doing what he can to screw the good all American...Way
He wants changes in the constitution
Doesn't understand Tea Party revolution
When leaders think they can choose
What you will and won't do


Sal Alinsky
This ain't your country
Didn't believe in the bill of rights Those didn't come without fight...see
I knew something's goin' wrong
Obama's in those children's songs
You say Obama is just nice
You act like he's Jesus Christ Hallelujah

I'm gettin' tired of paying for endless spending
And listening to your endless speech winding
Like the Rocker Ted Nugent said
I got to be free or dead

Eric Holder
We ain't gonna
Start speakin' Spanish give Mexico Arizona ...hell
The stoners will sit here by themselves
Watch you communists work spreadin' wealth
They'll do whatever you wanna
Give 'em scripts medical Marijuana ....choom

It says right there in the constitution
It's really A ok to have a revolution
When the leader of press cartel
Is just an EPIC FAIL
Oh Bammy
Yes he's a commie
And I hate to bust his bubble cause there's gonna be some trouble...Soon



Had to pull this out and dust it off. BTW.... This was the "B" side of "One Toke Over The Line"

One thing that has been proven in this thread beyond a shadow of a doubt, Comrades -- we are all in our late twenties!! But seriously, Comrade Director, is Post #4 making reference to "White Room?" Are we playing guessing games now? If so, try to guess this blurb

What in the world ever became of Sweet Ray
His head was bashed in, by a lover who was gay
A typical death involving a ball peen hammer
All a head can say is ain't it a shame

Choomin' up on Mauna Loa,
Been thinkin' you got to drive down slow
Slow down, or off the road you'll go
Just keep choomin' on

(Is good start, da? ... Don't know if my muse can do the whole thing however)

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Yes White Room with Balck curtains....

The long strange trip plays well and explains much

Is good Lennski - if I may add -

"Choomin like Spicoli man
Live by river in veedub van
Sometimes your grades ain't worth a damn
But don't you let 'em out..."

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Choomin' up in Chicago. Got new digs. Thank you Tony Rezko
He got time, to the pen he'll go, and we just keep choomin' on

Add this to yours Comrade Lennie


 
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