Oh when the Feds heats on and it gets real hard to act aloof
And when the heat's so hot you need a plan that is fire proof
Out on the Tarmac, for Hillary, yeah
Bill and Loretta remaking history

(Out on the Tarmac) there ain't no one
(Out on the Tarmac) we're gettin' the deal done
(Out on the Tarmac) Giving justice a shove
(Out on the Tarmac) Going hand in glove
Out on the Tarmac, tarmac
Out on the Tarmac, Tarmac!

From the DOJ you heard no sounds of alarm Bells
Mm-mm, Just the lie about old times and grand kids that they tell
Out on the Tarmac, for Hillary, yeah
Bill and Loretta remaking history
There ain't no one

(Out on the Tarmac) we're gettin' the deal done
(Out on the Tarmac) Giving justice a shove
(Out on the Tarmac) Going hand in glove
Out on the Tarmac, tarmac

Ooh, Out on the Tarmac, for Hillary, yeah
Where Bill and Loretta tried to make history

There ain't no one
(Out on the Tarmac) we're gettin' the deal done
(Out on the Tarmac) Giving justice a shove
(Out on the Tarmac) Going hand in glove
Out on the Tarmac, tarmac

I don't think that's a microphone.

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They say the Deep State's rot's a fright
On Beltway (on Beltway)
They say there's always scandals in the air
But when you're looking down its maw
And you dont see no rule of law
The respect rubs right off and you despair
(On Beltway)

The say the Clntons make out fine
On Beltway (on Beltway)
But looking at it just gives me the blues
Cause how you gonna make us great
When you just let that woman skate
And FBI wont even tell the truth
(On Beltway)

They say that Don wont last two hours
On Beltway (on Beltway)
He'll take a Learjet to the Tower, they all say
But they're dead wrong, I'm sure of it
Cause collusion smear was pure horseshit
And he'll push on till he drains the pit
On Beltway (on Beltway)

But they're dead wrong I know they are
As TDS gets more bizarre
And Don wont quit till he's the Czar
Of Beltway (Of Beltway)
Of Beltway (Of beltway)
of Beltway .....

But they're dead wrong I know they are
As TDS gets more bizarre

And that's where my beet soup came out my nose

You should schedule an appointment with the People's Bureau of Otalaryngologism, Comrade Director. I frequently find them helpful when I get my nose broken after my weekly corrective truncheon beatdowns. Having beet juice gushing thru your nostrils cannot possibly be conducive to equality of otalaryngological outcomes; or undeviated septal outcomes, for that matter

As long as we're on the subjects of beets (or is it beatings) here is up tempo version of "On Beltway." This should provide no end to opportunities for comradely hand clapping and dancing during the dreaded August beet harvest