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Sharia

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The most nauseating sound you ever heard:
Sharia, Sharia, Sharia, Sharia.
All the restrictive laws in the world in a single word:
Sharia, Sharia, Sharia, Sharia, Sharia, Sharia.

Sharia!
I've just maimed a girl for sharia,
And suddenly my ex,
Will never enjoy sex,
With me.

Sharia!
I've just killed a girl for sharia,
And honor must be saved,
'Cause islam is depraved,
Not free!

Sharia!

Say it loud when adhan is playing.
Say it soft it's exactly like praying.

Sharia!
I'll never stop killing for sharia!

Sharia, sharia, sharia, sharia, sharia, sharia, sharia, sharia, sharia.

Say it loud when adhan is playing.
Say it soft it's exactly like praying.

Sharia!
I'll never stop killing for sharia!

The most nauseating sound you ever heard.
Sharia.

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The topic over at I Own The World was sharia and I got creative. I'm pretty sure someone else has already done this here, I just can't find it.

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Stalin for Time wrote:The topic over at I Own The World was sharia and I got creative. I'm pretty sure someone else has already done this here, I just can't find it.
Its a new one on me. Most excellent.

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Thank You Stalin for Time for the inspiration. Along the same theme.



Sharia
by, Blondie

Its there for us to share
Full of shit, hot as air
Ooh it makes you wanna die
It doesn't care your name
As your peeps die in a subway train
Ooh its gonna make you die

Ooh, don't you wanna convert?
Ooh, wanna make bombs and strap on?

Sharia, you've gotta be a
So insane and out of your mind
Medina, home of Sharia
A billion and one Islamites

I've seen it spread before
To Mohamed he's the boy next door
Fool of hate and fools on fire

Won't come back insane
Blood oceans running down the drain
Cold as ice and desire

Don't you wanna convert?
Ooh, don't you wanna convert your home?

Sharia, you've gotta be a
So insane and out of your mind
Medina, Home of Sharia
A billion and one Islamites

Ooh, don't you wanna convert?
Ooh, don't you wanna convert your home?

Its there for us to share
Full of shit, hot as air
Ooh it makes you wanna die

Sharia, you've gotta be a
So insane and out of your mind
Medina, Home of Sharia
A billion and one Islamites

Sharia, you've gotta be a
So insane and out of your mind
Medina, Home of Sharia
A billion and one Islamites

This song works if we mis-pronounce "Shari'ah" in the amusing way our Arab and Muslim comrades do, which is "SHAR-yah"




You wake up with the adhan and you don't wanna pray
You ask your Mom, "Please" and she says "Prostrate!"
You've missed two Salahs and you're in the hole
Now your mullah says jihad's the way to save your soul

You got to fight ... 'gainst the blight .. of SHARI'AH

They caught you not fasting and Pops said "No way."
That hypocrite snacks two times a day
Man, living in ummah is such a drag
Now, the girls are hid away in black chador bags

You got to fight .. 'gainst the blight .. of SHARI'AH!

Don't even go on hajj if that's the way you will APPE-YAH
They'll kick you out of Mecca if you don't .. GROW. A. BEARD!
Your uncle busted in and said .. "WHO's. THIS. PIECE?"
Oh Uncle, you're just jealous it's your .. YOUNG. EST. NIECE!

You gotta fight .. 'gainst the blight .. of SHARI'AH

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Callmelennie wrote: They caught you not fasting and Pops said "No way."
That hypocrite snacks two times a day

Don't even go on hajj if that's the way you will APPE-YAH
They'll kick you out of Mecca if you don't .. GROW. A. BEARD!
Most excellente!! Mucho funny stuff!


 
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