GWONT has arrived.

And, with its arrival only the elusive flavor of a reeducated Karaoke Cake can describe the totally groov.y scent.

'pelipsky
Russian Agent of Karaoke,
with love xxx





Joe needs a girl with a mind like a Communist
Joe needs a girl who knows what's best
Joe needs a girl who does that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
Joe needs a girl with the Left's allocations
Who's fast, thorough, a sharp commie hack
Val's playing with Joe's jewelryVal's sniffin up Joe's hair
Val's toured CAIR's facilities and cashing through flack
Joe needs a girl with a short skirt and a long racket.

Joe needs a girl who gets up early
Joe needs a girl who stays up late
Joe needs this girl t'keep uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete, to create red tape
With fingernails that shine injustice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
Val is fast, thorough, a sharp commie hack
Val's toured CAIR's facilities and cashing through flack
Joe needs a girl with a short skirt and a long, long racket

(cue: The People's Karaoke Mill “Na-Na” Karaoke Hooligan Chorus Line:
Na-na-na-na-na-nay, Na-na-na-na-na-nay, Na-na-na-na-na-nay)

Joe needs a girl to keep his smooth liquidation
Joe needs a girl to keep good dividends
At City Bank Val will meet accidentally
Val'll start to talk as she borrows our pen
Val wants a CAIR with a lawfaring armrest
She wants a CAIR that will get her there
Val's changing Joe's name
From Sniffer to Player
She'll trade all her MoJo for that white sniffer Joe Biden
Joe needs a girl with a short skirt and a long racket

(Finishing off this Shag-a-delic Romance of Espionage flick,
The People's Karaoke Mill and the ‘Na-Na' Karaoke Hooligan Chorus Line.

Sing: Na-na-na-na-na-Na-na-na-na-na-nay, Na-na-na-na-na-Na-na-na-na-na-nay,Na-na-na-na-na-Na-na-na-na-na-nay,)

That's not a Marxist; that's a MODERATE, Baby!!

BTW Komradina, I was wondering when you were gonna get around to this one

Alternate Austin Powers reference

That's not an Person of Color; that's an IRANIAN, baby!! (Rosie!!)