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Southern Ma'am

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Southern Ma'am, you're Chicago bred.
Don't recall what your 4th book said.
Southern vowels gotta make them last.
Now your drawl's like molasses.

Southern Ma'am.

I saw Haiti and some poor blacks.
Big donations, six little shacks.
Southern Ma'am, when will you pay them back?

I heard drawling' and diphthongs slacking.
How long? How long?

Southern Ma'am, you're Chicago bred.
Don't recall what your 5th book said.
Southern vowels gotta make them last.
Now your drawl's like molasses.

Southern Ma'am.

Hillary, your speech is Wellesley taught.
You thought high office could be bought.
Swear by God, Your accent comes to naught

I heard drawling' and diphthongs slacking.
How long? How long?

Well I heard Comrade Groucho sing about her
Well I heard The Comrade Director put her down
Well I hope the most equal Comrade will remember
Southern Ma'am dont need his take down, anyhow

Sweet Home, Treatment Center
Where my arms are bruised
Sweet home, Treatment Center
Lord, they'll sic the rat on you

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Oh my Stalin! You two comrades are my best most equal companions. I would marinate and grill you some shovel ready rat fajitas any time.

If I may, Newest Song Lyrics Hooligan, paraphrase an old Cube saying that I'm actually pulling out of my descending colon even as I type this ...

"Dont count your rodents before the summer beets are harvested."

In other words, inasmuch as I am making this up as I go along, I have no idea what that means



 
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