JackalopelipskyRose calling Big John Cornyn of Texazistan...he just don't know it...in hopes that he can think of TEXAS! First and slide on over and get next to us...not sitting over there in his buckin' seat.

This one's for you, Big John...from 'pelipskyRose




Stick Mitch and safetybelts
Buckin' seats have all got to go
When you're driving our TEX car
You make our Texas! seem so far
Tex needs you here, you see?
Not way over in Mitch's buckin' seat
Tex needs you to be here you see?
Not way over in Mitch's buckin' seat

But were you're riding in Trump's Texas! TOO!
It'd be easy to get right next to you
We're sayin, "Big John, scoot over, please!"
And then you'd be right there next to me
Tex needs you here, you see?
Not way over in Mitch's buckin' seat
Tex needs you here, you see?
Not way over in Mitch's buckin' seat

Alright??

Well a lot of Good men are Japanese **
Yeah, but when we're driving far, we need our Texas!
We need your Texas! FIRST, you see!

Well, stick Mitch and safetybelts
Buckin' seats have all got to go!
When you're driving our TEX car
You make our Texas! seem so far
Tex needs you here, you see?
Not way over in Mitch's buckin' seat
Tex needs you to be here, you see?
Not way over in a buckin' seat

Alright!
Alright!!


**The National Museum of the Pacific War is located in Fredericksburg, Texas, the boyhood home of Fleet Admiral Chester W. Nimitz. Nimitz served as CinCPAC, Commander in Chief, United States Pacific Fleet and was soon afterward named Commander in Chief, Pacific Ocean Areas during World War II.

Narrative Pointers for Big John on what even he must do to get re-elected in spite of fact he is Senior Senator steering Texazistan into sh*thole status.

In Dallas, Trumputler Decreed 3 Things about Texazistan

1. Don't take Texazistanian's guns.
2. Don't be stupid about OIL
3. And Texazistan lays claim to the dang beltbuckle on the proverbial hand tooled and laced belt of the deplored religion dead set against crucifying an innocent man for personal gain and profit.

W.T.H. BigJohn? You like lost the main idea plot to the Rule of Law there ...? Bar problems?

You ain't got time for playin' no Gilley's Urban Cowboy Senator in Mitch's buckin' seat, Shiftless John. Besides, you're setting a bad example for The Children™ with Mitch's devil can care spit in the wind Commiekazi attitude. You got some real Sh*tholes to take care of back home, Johnny. So, pretend you're true useful idiot/man...and take out the trash. A rilled up Jackalopelipsky is a fearsome critter, as all real cowboys know. F.A.C.T.

the ever singing mythical JackalopelipskyJersyLillie calling...

Tex got to have a shot
Of what John's got
It's sh*thole streets
You got to make it stop
Like fat lady sang Tex needs some reprieve

Give Tex MAGA lovin'
All your hugs and kisses too
Give Tex MAGA lovin'
Don't let up until year's through

You got to whip it up
Don't hit Trump like a ton of lead
If we blow our top
Will you let Texas go to hell instead

Give Tex MAGA lovin'
All your hugs and kisses too
Give Tex MAGA lovin'
Don't let up until year's through

You got to move it up
And use it like Sam Houston would
You got to saddle up
And work it like Texas boy should

Give Tex MAGA lovin'
All your hugs and kisses too
Give Tex MAGA lovin'
Don't let up or else we're through

As Inner Cube member Maria Tonyetova said when informed that here were no parodies of songs from the group "Bread" in our glorious Karaoke

They want "Bread?" ... Let the Comrades hooliganize "Cake"

jackalopelipsky wrote:Narrative Pointers for Big John on what even he must do to get re-elected in spite of fact he is Senior Senator steering Texazistan into sh*thole status.

In Dallas, Trumputler Decreed 3 Things about Texazistan

1. Don't take Texazistanian's guns.
2. Don't be stupid about OIL
3. And Texazistan lays claim to the dang beltbuckle on the proverbial hand tooled and laced belt of the deplored religion dead set against crucifying an innocent man for personal gain and profit.

[highlight=#ffff99]W.T.H. BigJohn? You like lost the main idea plot to the Rule of Law there ...? Bar problems?[/highlight]

You ain't got time for playin' no Gilley's Urban Cowboy Senator in Mitch's buckin' seat, Shiftless John. Besides, you're setting a bad example for The Children™ with Mitch's devil can care spit in the wind Commiekazi attitude. You got some real Sh*tholes to take care of back home, Johnny. So, pretend you're true useful idiot/man...and take out the trash. A rilled up Jackalopelipsky is a fearsome critter, as all real cowboys know. F.A.C.T.

the ever singing mythical JackalopelipskyJersyLillie calling...

Comrades, what if it was a BARR PROBLEM? That 'splains possibilities...which is as good as journalism, these days.

And, Swamp Turtle siding with Xi, instead of MAGA hat, Nick Sandmann.???

Hiring Nick as Swamp Turtle's youth vote outreach leader, got Swamp Turtle's slow move across Kentucky's finish line...but he's in The People's Swamp Turtle Trap now.

CNN had to pay up for deceptive claims they represented in regards to Nick Sandmann and his MAGA hat creed.

Swamp Turtle bit the wrong kid's hand. Oooops.

Any of you hooligans got any special ways to prepare Swamp Turtle Gumbo?? 'pelipsky ain't never tried cookin' with Swamp Turtle, before. Surely, Mitch ain't the 'only' Swamp Turtle ever been gumbo'd, before. ???

You know, comrades, like on that Mysterious Islandwhere stranded and starving, The People™ were able to leverage this YUGE special effects film crab into a hot water boiling geyser pool; inventing Crab Bisque recipe in process.

Did these stranded on a deserted business street people wait for step two: The Recipe's requirements for lump crabmeat first before giving up their lives to an attacking crab ready to pinch the life out of them??

No, these stranded people leveraged for their survival, then realized they had created another solution to their current 'issues' - Crab Bisque in an Instant Pot.

We gotta start thinkin' like a NoKo survivalist, should, like a 6 pack a day of Winston's would.

Don't knock Swamp Turtle Gumbo.
'specially if you're hungry, and ain't even tried it yet. Hear that Big John Cornyn?

Besides, 'pelipsky has observed the only difference between a gourmet and a deplorable is the serving ware.

Right?

'pelipsky