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Still A Glass Ceiling

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She looked at the polling and all hope was gone
Sent out Podesta dismiss the fray
She lost herself in a drinking song
She closed her eyes as it slipped away

There's still a glass ceiling, She cries it's still in her way (Still a glass ceiling)
Lying and scheming (still a glass ceiling)
She sees that barrier still in her way
She sees that barrier still in her way

So many scandals have come and gone
The places fade as the years go by
Yet she can't recall when she testifies
She's as clean as the mud in a pig's sty

There's still a glass ceiling, She cries it's still in her way (Still a glass ceiling)
Lying and scheming (still a glass ceiling)
She sees that barrier still in her way
She sees that barrier still in her way

When she's tired and polling low
She hides in her liquor, forgets her way
And schemes of that day made just for she
She closed her eyes and it slipped away
It slipped away

There's still a glass ceiling, She cries it's still in her way (Still a glass ceiling)
Lying and scheming (still a glass ceiling)
She sees that barrier still in her way

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Most inspiring.

Might I add my ow little diddy to your concept?

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What is happening here?
Something is going on
That's not quite clear

Podesta turn off the lights
We planned for a big party
Not happening tonight

Oh, what a feeling!
When your dream hits the glass ceiling
Oh, what a feeling!
When your dream hits the glass ceiling

The polls are off...that's not good
Thousands of friends came
to the Queens neighbourhood

People are voting
To build the wall
Ooh, it looks like Donald Trump
Will soon get my call

Oh, what a feeling!
When your dream hits the glass ceiling

Oh, what a feeling!
When your dream hits the glass ceiling

Oh, what a feeling!
When your dream hits the glass ceiling

Oh, what a feeling!
When your dream hits the glass ceiling


Everybody starts to lose control
When the electors aren't right
If you see somebody with a long frown
Send them home tonight

The only thing I wanna do tonight
Is go hide under ground
World Turned Upside Down
Come on, let's leave now!!!

So come on, find the noose
Don't hold back
Because I need its use

Don't want my feet touching the ground
Because when FOX News calls it
I don't want to be around

Oh, what a feeling!
When your dream hits the glass ceiling

Oh, what a feeling!
When your dream hits the glass ceiling

Oh, what a feeling!
When your dream hits the glass ceiling

Oh, what a feeling!
When your dream hits the glass ceiling


What? you say what?
Lets leave now...
Car is started
Somebody grab my hand, come on
Nobody has sense...

Oh, what a feeling!
When your dream hits the glass ceiling

Oh, what a feeling!
When your dream hits the glass ceiling

Oh, what a feeling!
When your dream hits the glass ceiling

Oh, what a feeling!
When your dream hits the glass ceiling

Comrade, Please. A little less levity is in order. The arc of history for Komradina Hillary has been broken; the ceiling of oppression remains in place. I think the solemnity of the event should be commemorated just so.



Ceilings, nothing less than ceilings
Trying to just break thru .. ceilings of glass
Teardrops, running down on my face
Trying to just get through .. ceilings of glass

Ceilings, for all my life I've bumped them
I wish I'd never run for pres
I'll never try again

Ceilings, woe, woe woe ceilings
Woe, woe, woe, ceilings
Bumped you again in my arc

Ceilings, ceilings like I never bumped you
And ceilings like you'll always block me
Away from my arc

Ceilings, for all my life they've blocked me
I wish I'd never been a girl
I'll never run again

Ceilings, ceilings like you never blocked me
And ceilings like I never should have
Been a perv's wife

Ceilings, woe, woe, woe, ceilings
Woe, woe, woe, ceilings .. again in my arc

Ceilings, woe, woe, woe, ceillings
Woe, woe, woe, ceilings .....

(Cue a nation's heartfelt sympathetic applause)

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El Presidente that was quite a cute little diddy to our most revered form of feminine suppression er equality.....

Comrade Lennie... I've seen seen inmates shot for less than that... I've seen numerous men freed from hard labor and leave the gulag forever for such equal works as yours.

PROGG OFF: Thought you'd like that, Groucho. Just goes to show the truth of the old song parody adage. "The greater the cheese, the grater the burn."

With a song as utterly dreadful as "Feelings", you dont even have to work very hard. All you have to do is match it to the subject and then stay the hell out of its' way!! Just sit back and watch as its cutting-edge, weapons-grade cheese hits Hillary like the napalm strike from "Apocalypse Now"

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Callmelennie wrote:, you dont even have to work very hard. All you have to do is match it to the subject and then stay the hell out of its' way!! ;) Just sit back and watch was its cutting-edge, weapons-grade cheese hits Hillary like the napalm strike from "Apocalypse Now"



Oh We're Not Gonna Take It
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
oh We're Not Gonna Take It Anymore

we've Got The Right To Choose And
there Ain't No Way We'll Lose It
this Is Our Life, This Is Our Song
we'll Fight The Powers That Be Just
don't Pick Our Destiny 'cause
you Don't Know Us, You Don't Belong

oh We're Not Gonna Take It
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
oh We're Not Gonna Take It Anymore

oh You're So Condescending
your Gall Is Never Ending
we Don't Want Nothin', Not A Thing From You
your Life Is Trite And Jaded
boring And Confiscated
if That's Your Best, Your Best Won't Do

oh.....................
oh.....................
we're Right/yeah
we're Free/yeah
we'll Fight/yeah
you'll See/yeah

oh We're Not Gonna Take It
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
oh We're Not Gonna Take It Anymore

oh We're Not Gonna Take It
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
oh We're Not Gonna Take It Anymore
no Way!

oh.....................
oh.....................
we're Right/yeah
we're Free/yeah
we'll Fight/yeah
you'll See/yeah

we're Not Gonna Take It
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
we're Not Gonna Take It Anymore

we're Not Gonna Take It, No!
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
we're Not Gonna Take It Anymore

just You Try And Make Us
we're Not Gonna Take It
(Come on)
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
(You're all worthless and weak)
we're Not Gonna Take It Anymore
(Now drop and give me twenty!)
we're Not Gonna Take It
(A Diaper pin?!?)
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
(That's your uniform?!?)
we're Not Gonna Take It Anymore...

Ah, yes Comrade. The old "one-word-change" song parody gambit -- most equally rendered. You literally had me on the edge of my flea-infested mattress trying to guess which line would get the "treatment" Who could have possibly anticipated the audacity of subbing "diaper pin" for "crinch pin"?

Un tour de egalite.


 
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